Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
It’s the last week of Attention Whore Month and I must say you all have done me proud. Of course, I had to entice some of you with free crap, but that’s okay. It’s a win-win situation. You get crap, I get rid of crap. Again, this weekend will be the last craptacular giveaway, at least for a while. So if you want a shot at Jack choosing your name, just let me know. I’m thinking this could be the grand prize:
Surprise!
Oh, and because blogs should be engaging for the readers, and nothing is more engaging than audience participation, I am requesting suggestions from you all. Dogette and I like this whole “Theme Month” thing and I am asking you all to make some suggestions of themes that we could use. Please feel free to make these suggestions in the comments. Wow, see how I just slipped that “more comments please” thing in? That came so naturally. I fucking rock out as an Attention Whore. Just please don’t suggest things like “Stop Blogging Bitch Month”, or “STFU Month” because that’s just mean and I’ll have to stab you.
Also, did you all know I have an iPhone? Well I do. And I never really made a video on it before. I was goofing with it the other day and the very first vid I shot was so perfect that I made it into a short film to share with you. Okay, it was actually so horrible I thought it was funny. Don’t worry, it’s not porn, your corneas and stomachs are safe. Although I did put what sounds like 70′s porn music on it. Porn music does make me laugh. Hell, porn makes me laugh. Anyway, the asshats that ripped my mailbox door off inspired me to make my own avant-garde piece. I call this work of art “Tinks With A Special Appearance from Jack.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to delete me from your bookmarks. But don’t. So without further ado:
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I loved the movie! And the 70s porn music. It added a lot. I watched “Orphan” tonight and I probably didn’t react to it like you’re “supposed” to. The mother annoyed me, and I was not liking the boy either. I laughed out loud at the hammer on the nun scene. Please don’t judge me.
*** Oh no, a good nun bashing is a good thing. We’re gonna burn. ~ Laura
Holy shit! I want a dog in a box! And more comments! BAAAAHH!! Attention Whoring!!
Sorry…I’ve been drinking.
***That’s a Jack in the Box. Ha! Apparently, I need to be drinking. ~Laura
Aaahhh! I love the video!! The porn music fits perfectly. But, it appears as though Jack, whom I understand to be a dog, is smaller than the cat, who I assume to be Tinks.
Huh. That’s okay though, because if Jack is the the grand prize, I’ll take him. Real dog size or smaller than cat size.
I want your stuff! Jack pick me! I have a huge pack of snausages with your name on it!!!
*** Yes, Jack is smaller than the cat, just as long, but way shorter. He can always be bribed with food. ~Laura
Probably a Good Thing(tm) that I’m not in the running for the Grand Prize; I’m afraid my cats would terrorize the little goggie into a coronary.
Ideas for Blog Themes:
* “How retarded is THAT?” – stories of dumbassery that don’t qualify for stabbing. Bonus points for inclusion of pictures adn vids.
* “That’s FUGly” – pics/vids of stuff that threatens to sear retinas.
* “Somebody call Darwin!” – stories (or links to stories) of people doing stuff that (should have) resulted in a slight cleaning of the gene pool.
* iPhone video month! With more porn music. I want an iPhone, but I’m too unemployed to pay the data plan.
I want cool crap please.
Scorsese has got nothin on you. How about a Jack Around Town month? You’ve seen those Garden Gnome pictures, they take him all over the world, photograph him in front of famous landmarks. You could do the same thing with Jack, except in your area, rather than Paris or rome.
OMG- its genius. I love the porn music. One of my friends participates in Pornorchestra – yes, great music inspire by porn. OK, not to blog jack.
I love your brilliant little film. Get Tinks an agent – clearly, Jack is already a mega-watt star.
Your use of porno background music constitutes a clear case of Blacksploitation, and we won’t stand for it.
Jesse J.
LOL! I LOVE the video! It was so artsy- the porn music just makes it! lol
I didn’t know you had an iPhone. lol
I laughed, I cried, I played it again. Jack is star material. He really did steal the show.
How about “Whine Month”? You can just whine about stuff.
*** I thought that was every month. ~Laura
I’m pretty sure I saw daggers shooting from Tinks eyes, she being a serial killer and all. Don’t let her get those daggers into Jack – we just couldn’t handle it.
Pick me, Jack Pick me – oo oo, I want cool crap.
That Jack did steal the scene.
Love your film short – very engaging. The added music is very creative!
I laughed out loud at the Jack In The Box. All your animals have the star quality. You are such a great stage Mom.
No idea for a theme month at the moment, but when I get one, I’ll come back and COMMENT.
I see what you’re doing. You’re hoping to get nominated for an Academy Award in film making so you can run into Clooney there and “accidently” knife his WHORE date.
*** Shit! Am I that transparent? ~Laura
Aww my God – a jack in a box. And I loved the video. The music cracked me up.
More!
(p.s I want your cool crap)
Excellent choice in soundtrack. Though I did expect to see a bit more action between the actors given the music…. A lil interspecies luvin’… though I guess just because the blog owner is an attention call girl doesn’t mean the pets are.
Jimbo, I believe “Blaxploitation” is the preferred nomenclature. (Sorry for the sort of obscure Lebowski reference, but I’m transitioning into an A-LIST BLOGGER and that’s the kind of thing WE A-LISTERS do in comments on other A-LIST BLOGS like this one.)
Love Tinks, the cat.
Why would he be grossed out when a cat will jump in your lap and turn, putting his butt in your face as if he’s saying, “You’re kinda cool…wanna smell my butt ?”
I think I recognized that music from one of the porn flicks I watched – the music’s pretty fast so it must be from the “money shot” as they say.