It was brought to my attention that I failed to put a Stab List up this week. This may be a shorter list than usual because I was in a Nyquil-induced coma for a large portion of the week, but it doesn’t mean I want to stab these people/things less.
1. The asshole douchebag [...]
The Day The Gorgeous UPS Guy Delivered My New Desk Chair-A Love Story
I was into my third day of having this rotten cold/flu. I was lying on my couch with my bed pillows and a quilt pulled over me. I was on my fourth box of Kleenex, with at least one box used and discarded on the floor around me. My nose was red and chapped. My eyes [...]
It’s not you, it’s me
It seems every time I turn around I feel like crap. This time I think I had something a little bigger than a regular cold. Maybe something that rhymes with wine sue. Or maybe it was just a cold and I’ve just become a weak, whiny ass. Either way, I’m not here to bore you [...]
I’ve had a rotten stinking cold all weekend because assholes can’t stay home when they’re sick, let alone cover their mouths when they cough. In between watching bad television today and chugging Nyquil I decided to make some chicken tacos in the crock pot. I needed a meal I could prepare that wouldn’t burn my [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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