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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 I always seem to miss my calling | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
J called me today at lunch while I was eating at my desk. We had our company Christmas lunch today and I was on dessert.
J: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Eating a piece of cake.”
J: “What kind of cake is it?”
Me: “It’s chocolate like, with some kind of white something in the middle that’s not quite frosting, like I don’t know, white cream that’s bland and some kind of chocolate icing on the top that’s not really sweet, just kind of blah. Fudge maybe. No, I think it’s chocolate. I don’t know.”
J: “Wow. You should be in marketing.”
P.S. J is always recommending a career path for me after I say something stupid- like THIS. He should have been a guidance counselor.
That is a perfectly apt description of most cake I have had at office lunches. The only person that wouldn’t make sense to is someone who has never had office function cake.
The Hub is always making helpful suggestions like that to me, too. This is because men are into tangible “fixes.” If I scream suddenly, “OMG I’ve cut off a finger chopping these carrots!” — for example — The Hub will say something like, “Which one?” and wait for a clear and descriptive answer. After fact-gathering and weighing the options, he might hand me a roll of Bounty Select-a-Size paper towels. Solution-oriented, see?
Yeah, I’ve had food like that. Mostly it was in the Navy, aboard ship, though.
I’m not afraid of clowns. I just hate the sons-a-bitches.
That is a perfectly apt description of most cake I have had at office lunches. The only person that wouldn’t make sense to is someone who has never had office function cake.
Ha! I don’t eat office food . . . cause it always taste kinda blah. . . . oh and other folks touched it. eww.
LOL! I bet he says it all serious too.
The Hub is always making helpful suggestions like that to me, too. This is because men are into tangible “fixes.” If I scream suddenly, “OMG I’ve cut off a finger chopping these carrots!” — for example — The Hub will say something like, “Which one?” and wait for a clear and descriptive answer. After fact-gathering and weighing the options, he might hand me a roll of Bounty Select-a-Size paper towels. Solution-oriented, see?