2009 November | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: November 2009

Coming up with new ways to hide evidence is hard, but it’s fun to imagine the look on the bell-ringing Santa’s face when I donate a bloody sock full of

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By Laura On November 30, 2009 · 13 Comments

Thanksgiving marks the start of the holiday season for me. Thanksgiving, then Christmas, ending with New Years. You would think the holiday season would soften my desire to stab people. Well, you would be wrong. So very, very wrong. They make me not only want to stab, but to first slam them in the face [...]

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It’s like winning an Oscar before the movie you’re in is even released

By Laura On November 28, 2009 · 8 Comments

Since Dogette and I announced the new site we’re co-authoring there’s been some buzz on the Internets. Here’s just a few I’ve read:

“it’s the end of times…”

“I think the world just slipped off its axis.”

“This is one of the “signs” people talk about, [...]

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An important announcement accompanied by vampires and Jesus just like most of my announcements are except when they’re accompanied by werewolves and Satan and sometimes clowns

By Laura On November 27, 2009 · 14 Comments

I wanted to do an entry earlier today but saw something shinier on my computer -True Blood- and decided to watch a few episodes. That turned into watching four, and then I had to take a nap. I woke up before I could finish a dream I was having about making out with a hawt/cold [...]

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I once told my mother that I would rather go to Hell than Heaven, I think with this entry I may have just purchased my ticket

By Laura On November 25, 2009 · 22 Comments

I remember my first Catechism classes in first grade. That was when Sister Jean Marie told us God was as old as time itself and all powerful, and that he did not look like us. So in my child’s mind I imagined God was a Tyrannosaurus rex- old, powerful and non-human in appearance. Plus he [...]

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Links to Enjoy

Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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Coming up with new ways to hide evidence is hard, but it’s fun to imagine the look on the bell-ringing Santa’s face when I donate a bloody sock full of

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It’s like winning an Oscar before the movie you’re in is even released

An important announcement accompanied by vampires and Jesus just like most of my announcements are except when they’re accompanied by werewolves and Satan and sometimes clowns

I once told my mother that I would rather go to Hell than Heaven, I think with this entry I may have just purchased my ticket

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Coming up with new ways to hide evidence is hard, but it’s fun to imagine the look on the bell-ringing Santa’s face when I donate a bloody sock full ofquarters

It’s like winning an Oscar before the movie you’re in is even released

An important announcement accompanied by vampires and Jesus just like most of my announcements are except when they’re accompanied by werewolves and Satan and sometimes clowns

I once told my mother that I would rather go to Hell than Heaven, I think with this entry I may have just purchased my ticket

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Coming up with new ways to hide evidence is hard, but it’s fun to imagine the look on the bell-ringing Santa’s face when I donate a bloody sock full of

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