Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
- Zombie movies. Followed by werewolf movies. The bloodier the better.
- Shows that feature hardcore drug addicts. I’m talking serious drug addicts that are all nasty and fucked up. Examples: Requiem for a Dream and Spun. LOVE THEM.
- Anything about dinosaurs. I used to be able to name them all when I was a kid. A few weeks ago Discovery was having a dinosaur marathon. I watched it all day and into the night. Rarrrrw!
- Anything about carnival freaks or conjoined twins. Especially conjoined twins. I will even watch those 20/20 specials about the separating of conjoined twins, but lose interest once they’re separated.
- Anything with George Clooney. No brainer there. Call me, George. LOVE HIM.
- Stories about famous people that died from syphilis. There were a lot of them. I like to watch the shows and think “Ewww you nasty. You had syphilis.”
- Those little kid beauty pageants. NOT the pageant itself; I like when they feature their fucked up stage mothers that swear they aren’t fucked up stage mothers.
- Spelling Bee competitions. LOVE THEM.
- Movies with Drew Barrymore in them. I don’t know why. She’s been in some crappy movies. My favorite though is ‘Boys on the Side’. Oh, did you know Maurice Barrymore, patriarch of the famous Barrymore family, Drew’s great grandfather died from syphilis? Ewww he was nasty.
- Any show featuring the surgical removal of a 25 pound or greater tumor. The bigger the better.
- Movies about hauntings that say they are based on true stories. I know they’re all bullshit, but while I am watching them I’ll think, “Oh my God this really happened.”
- Animal attacks. I like to watch animals give a good ass whooping. Especially if the narrator says something like the person being attacked provoked it. Then I’m like high fiving the air and yelling things like “Woot! Bite him again!” while they’re getting their asses handed to them.
- Biographies of real life serial killers. Sometimes I wonder if their minds were ate up with undiagnosed syphilis. Ewww. Nasty.
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Yay..hauntings
love that stuff
For some reason the surgical removal of a tumor made me laugh. I think because you specified the size.
Don’t tell Nick, but he is my new Str8 crush.
*giggles*
I will watch anything about hauntings, the bible code, jesus, the end of the world,disasters, I live for the History Channel and A@E the one ton man, people with deformities, and this and Gargs blog. Sick but true
We need a theme week…
Girl I love Spelling Bees! And most that other stuff too, except I don’t like to watch surgeries. Eeek.
“Locked up Abroad” on Net Geo rocks.
When the people get a “free vacation, and then the guy wants me to smuggle (insert drugs or other contraband here)!”
And then they get caught and thrown into a non US jail.
That’s some scary a$$ sh*t there!
The only thing that makes it a little lame is when they are interviewing them for the show, so you know they are OK today.
One word – BIZARRE. Except for the George Clooney part. One word – BEAUTIFUL.
I know I like strange programs. That’s what makes it fun : )
Erik- I have not heard of that program. So I take it you like prison stories, crime/punishment. Ever watch HBO’s Oz? That’s some hardcore prison magic there- I loved that show.
Pat- George is beautiful. And he’s mine. He just doesn’t know it yet.