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Put your pants on, there’s zombies to kill | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura


Kill Zombies
 


I spent all last night killing zombies. I was a freakin’ zombie killing machine. No, I wasn’t dreaming. My dreams usually involve taking tests unprepared without any pants on, or running late for work and arriving without any pants on or meeting George Clooney, again, sans pants. But I digress. I got another application for my iPhone. It’s called Zombieville USA. I love the screams and the splat of the brains. My favorite weapon is the uzi, but the chainsaw is kind of a hoot too. So if you have an iPhone, or an iPod Touch I highly recommend this game. I’m not really into video games that much but this one is a lot of fun and very addictive. Plus you get to practice killing the undead. So far I’ve made it to the sixth level and was able to purchase a flamethrower. Sure you can smirk now, but come the apocalypse you’ll all want to be my best friend just like when I won those Burger King cards.


For you losers folks that don’t have an iPhone or an iPod Touch there’s a crappier zombie game for you to practice on after the jump. I think we all ought to have some anti-zombie skills. Everyone should be able to take care of themselves or at least not be a quick, easy brain-feast if, for no other reason, so you can slow the fuckers down while I run away.



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7 Comments
 

7 Responses to Put your pants on, there’s zombies to kill

  1. Jennifer says:

    Zombies rock! I mean in an undead cannibal sort of way. I wish I had an iPhone : (

  2. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    I think your love for George Clooney is secondary compared to your love of zombies.

  3. Laura says:

    Jennifer- I wish you had an iPhone too.
    Joe- You are almost correct. My love for George is secondary compared to my love for wanting to KILL zombies.

  4. Fencepost says:

    Well, I’m one of the losers with no iPhone. But I’ll bet I can still kill zombies, just cause I’m the only hell my Mama ever raised.

  5. Doni says:

    Well, I got to level four with one mine, and a score of 8000, what ever that mean. Then I DIED…. so you’re correct-o-munga, if we get attacked by zombies, you are my bestest freind cuz I know you will kick ass and protect me cuz you are awesome cool and Zombies are afraid of you. The End!

  6. daphne says:

    I hope you’ve got a drawerful of thongs, or at least a nice thatch kit, if you’re running around pantless most nights.
    Dang, no html in Fetch land – go here:
    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/site_notes/american_digest_8.php

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