Put your pants on, there’s zombies to kill
I spent all last night killing zombies. I was a freakin’ zombie killing machine. No, I wasn’t dreaming. My dreams usually involve taking tests unprepared without any pants on, or running late for work and arriving without any pants on or meeting George Clooney, again, sans pants. But I digress. I [...]
I was going to write a long blog tonight but I skipped lunch and ate a handful of Smarties candy this afternoon and now I don’t feel too well. It’s either that or the Feline Leukemia. I guess I’ll know if I vomit and it’s pastel. I don’t know when [...]
I’m a winner and you’re not
If you live anywhere near me, I am sure you have probably already heard about this through the local news media, but for my readers in other states and countries, I guess I should share the news. I won a contest.
Let me say that it really is true that when you win one [...]
The first peen I’d ever seen (Hey! Im a poet!)
One of my co-workers was talking about her son the other day, saying he had a girlfriend and how she embarrassed him by asking him if he has kissed her yet. I asked her if he admitted he did, and she said, no, that he was too young to want to do that, kiss girls [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.