Told you He liked me best *UPDATE
When I got home from work today there was a letter in my mailbox. It was apparently from some Jesus freaks. Here’s the front.
Here’s the back.
I read the outside and kind of thought, “Yeah Jesus, send me my desires in small unmarked bills, please.” Then there was [...]
Just because things are possible doesn’t mean they should be done
You know what pisses me off? People breeding like fucking mutant rabbits. I know I’m a non-breeder, but I do get why some people want kids (well okay, not really but I’ve seen movies and read articles that say people want them.) And I always thought that if you can’t afford [...]
I recommend things
I have felt like shit all week so I googled my symptoms. I have Feline Leukemia. I felt better today so I cooked some Garlic Shrimp, Risotto, and Roasted Brussel Sprouts. Once you start roasting your vegetables you really don’t want them any other way. They are yummy.
Rainbows make me hurl and pink ruffles give me cramps
When I was about ten years old I begged my mother to let me get my ears pierced. For whatever reason she told me I couldn’t get them pierced until I was thirteen. I don’t know what made thirteen magical, all I knew was all my friends had their ears pierced and I was just [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.