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Ladies, because I’m generous and kind I would like to suggest a few products that will change your life. And by changing your life, I mean give you really nice hair, not necessarily taking the suckiness of your life away. But hey, at least you can look good while you wish you could just fake your own death and run away to Europe or something, right?
Oh. My. God. We all know of my beauty product addiction, but I’m here to tell you I have finally found the secret to having “rich girl hair.” You know; straight, smooth, shiny, no frizzies at all. The Chi flat iron is unfreakinbelievable. Better than any iron I’ve ever owned. It’s way faster too. One swipe through and it’s done. It gives me lots more time to plan the “accidental drowning” I’ll have at the beach this summer.
And use the shit they sell in mass quantities that you spray on before you flat iron.
But don’t use it if you aren’t using the iron. It’s some seriously artery clogging shit.
B & B is good stuff. I’m going to buy a Chi tomorrow. I have four irons that don’t work worth a flip and my hair looks like Buckwheat’s if I don’t smooth it into shape.
Big yes on the spray stuff, makes the hair job come out looking so much better.
Daisy, I usually like artery clogging products, but I’ll heed your advice.
Daphne, let me know if you experience the same with your Chi. I still can’t get over the difference from the cheap flat irons.
OMG I got that Chi flat iron a few months ago and I LOVE IT!
lol@ rich girl hair!
I will try the Bumble and Bumble. I am ALL about products too.
And use the shit they sell in mass quantities that you spray on before you flat iron.
But don’t use it if you aren’t using the iron. It’s some seriously artery clogging shit.
B & B is good stuff. I’m going to buy a Chi tomorrow. I have four irons that don’t work worth a flip and my hair looks like Buckwheat’s if I don’t smooth it into shape.
Big yes on the spray stuff, makes the hair job come out looking so much better.
Daisy, I usually like artery clogging products, but I’ll heed your advice.
Daphne, let me know if you experience the same with your Chi. I still can’t get over the difference from the cheap flat irons.