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People tell me all the time that I have missed my calling. Of course they’ve never been so helpful as to tell me what that calling was until now. Thanks Donna.
So I’m off to India to fulfill my destiny as a baby tosser. I imagine I will have to apprentice for a while and start with kittens or something. I bet baby tossing doesn’t pay very well either. But the rewards of being able to toss babies off of a building without being arrested will be at least as fulfilling as my current career, if not more.
It only gets weirder the more you think about it. Imagine the conversation the first time this was done way back when.
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I want to throw our son off of a tower.
OFF OF A TOWER?!?
Yes. It will make him stronger. It will be good for his health. I can get some of the neighbors to hold a sheet to catch him in.
Oh. Ok.
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As the old saying goes, “They’s different from us.”
When I said you missed your calling I meant your writting goofball. I did not mean the baby tossing. althought I think youd be a fine baby tosser. I hope you had a fantastic Christmas. And I hope you had a great week off you bum… It’s my turn heehee. See you next year… like the 5th….maybe. unless they go thru my desk while Im gone and I come back to the ax like soooooooooooooo many others….. maybe that’s why we dont get keys…..LYMI
wtf
“These visuals may shock you”……..
No Shit Sherlock!
I just about pissed myself watching that first toss.
It only gets weirder the more you think about it. Imagine the conversation the first time this was done way back when.
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I want to throw our son off of a tower.
OFF OF A TOWER?!?
Yes. It will make him stronger. It will be good for his health. I can get some of the neighbors to hold a sheet to catch him in.
Oh. Ok.
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As the old saying goes, “They’s different from us.”
When I said you missed your calling I meant your writting goofball. I did not mean the baby tossing. althought I think youd be a fine baby tosser. I hope you had a fantastic Christmas. And I hope you had a great week off you bum… It’s my turn heehee. See you next year… like the 5th….maybe. unless they go thru my desk while Im gone and I come back to the ax like soooooooooooooo many others….. maybe that’s why we dont get keys…..LYMI