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I bought these to put over my bandaged mutilated thumb to keep it dry while I shower. They work pretty well, but are really big and I have to wrap a small pony tail hair thingy around the bottom to seal it and make it completely waterproof. This also leaves a large “reservoir tip.” But that’s okay, even if I don’t anticipate my thumb ejaculating anything. If it did, I would again totally FREAK THE FUCK OUT. I’ve asked all the guys I know if they make small condoms. Every one of them said they wouldn’t know and left in a rush.
Only you could come up with that!
I am at a loss for words…
thumb ejaculating…hilarious!!
You never know you might like it!!! You would be hiding in the shower all the time. Just like the guys!!
I looked in 3 pharmacies for such a thing, Midtown. They not only had none, but when I asked the pharmacist- they just looked at me weird and said “No, we have latex gloves.” The latex gloves fit too tightly, were impossible to even put on (I got some btw)and hurt my thumb trying- it’s a thick padded bandaging that really didn’t fit in any surgical glove. So the condoms worked out, sort of.
Richard- I thought about that, but knew he’d NEVER make it to the post office to send them to me.
Only you could come up with that!
I am at a loss for words…
thumb ejaculating…hilarious!!
You never know you might like it!!! You would be hiding in the shower all the time. Just like the guys!!
Becky- I’d be all “Is the new issue of GQ in yet?” And my thumbs would be worn down to nubs : )
Clever woman!
Gargs should be well stocked with the Mini ones.
you do realize they sell those layex finger covers at most pharmacies. Or you could by Magnums and just cover up to the elbow.
I looked in 3 pharmacies for such a thing, Midtown. They not only had none, but when I asked the pharmacist- they just looked at me weird and said “No, we have latex gloves.” The latex gloves fit too tightly, were impossible to even put on (I got some btw)and hurt my thumb trying- it’s a thick padded bandaging that really didn’t fit in any surgical glove. So the condoms worked out, sort of.
Richard- I thought about that, but knew he’d NEVER make it to the post office to send them to me.