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Blinded by the gold

By Laura On August 20, 2008 · 6 Comments

Over the past three months I have been kicked off four message boards. I’m not really complaining. I know why I was kicked off, and most the time I deserve it because I like to be an instigator. Especially on religious message boards. But the last message board that I was banned from I am calling bullshit. The reason for my dismissal? Because I said this guy was unattractive.

Sure he has a nice body. He’s an athelete. He’s a swimmer. He has muscle. And he is unattractive. But because he’s an Olympic hero after winning a lot of gold medals, he’s supposely sexy. Umm, no.

A man is in the spotlight, has some fame, and women go nuts over them. I’ve seen this phenomenon before firsthand. Years ago I was dating a guy in a blues band and Lee Atwater was joining them onstage one night to play a few songs with them. The guy came through the door with a whole entourage of mostly women with their boobs hanging out that were literally throwing themselves on him. Then the women in the club went wild. A politician for crapsake! It was amazing. Here’s what Lee Atwater looked like.

Not sexy.

But all the women in the bar that night wanted to fuck him. All but one. And seriously, it wasn’t because he was a republican. It was because he definately was not sexy.

So I guess I’m unpatriotic or something for not considering Michael Phelps hot? Yeah, whatevah.

Now here, bitches, is what a HOT athelete looks like.

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6 Responses to Blinded by the gold

Beckynsc says:

August 20, 2008 at 8:51 pm

I agree 100%. On both accounts. Hard to believe they were offended by your taste in men!

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The Man With A Plan says:

August 21, 2008 at 2:57 pm

I am having to use Firefox to view the web because IE sucks tree climbing goat ass.
DB is ugly, hairless, dwarf who stuff his jock with his wife’s dildo.
Love him all you want, but he ain’t purty.

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Laura says:

August 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Oooooo jealousy is not your color Joseph. Between you bad mouthing Beckham and Rich saying Clooney is gay, it appears I will have to punch you both in the throat.

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Laura says:

August 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm

I know Becky, right? It was like I said I hated the United States or sumpin!

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Richard says:

August 23, 2008 at 3:00 am

Phelps is cute. Not hot or pretty….but cute. This pic you have is ugly of him.
He has other assets as well….like soon to be 100 million dollars and a great big, fat Willie.
Beckham sounds like Minnie Mouse, if I slept with him he would have to have his mouth taped shut or I would burst out laughing every time he moaned my name.
Cloony is my bitch.
Why were you in that bar underage? If you saw Lee Atwater there you couldn’t possibly be old enough to drink at that time. He died like 30 years ago.

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Leah says:

January 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm

yessssssss maammmmmmm i agree that a hot dude !!!

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