What the hell is it with people getting on elevators?
Everytime I get on the elevator at work I will press the button for a floor and then stand at the front of the car. When the doors open the people standing there waiting to get on the elevator will rush in, running my, and whomever is standing there trying to exit, asses over. It never fails. What the fuck is up with that? What the fuck about common courtesy? Are they afraid the elevator is going to take off without them? Do they want a prime spot in the elevator, like when you call shotgun for a car ride?
All I know is if this wasn’t where I worked, I would have elbowed and headbutted the hell out of a about a half dozen people and a few old ladies today. Maybe when I win the lottery and on my last day I’ll bring a pair of nunchucks and wear these pants.
Yeah, I’d totally go Chuck Norris on their rude asses and kick them in their faces.
Oh, and I think I will order a pair of these pants for Joseph for the next time he gets accosted at a burger joint. Maybe for Christmas if he still has his hetro-virginity intact and hasn’t been turned by then.2 Comments
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What’s up with the people on the elevator who don’t want to move when your trying to get on. Kinda goes both ways. I see your point. Especially if they have a big shoulder bag. They turn around and swat you with it. Without saying excuse me. Now you know they know that bag hit something. I usually swat it back. And dare them to open their mouth. I’m a polite person. But not to rude people. I can get just as rude. Depending on my mood. I will kill them with kindness too. That’s what my Dad taught me. But in todays world, I tend to give back what I get.
Becky-I want to kick all rude people in the face. But I don’t because I’m too pretty for prison.