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Countdown | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

One more day and this daily blogging competition thing is over. Though I technically won since Joseph fell asleep one day waiting on his system to download porn. I don’t even want to think about why he got sleepy.


As usual the weekend flew by, and I have no tales to tell. The good thing is next week is the 4th so that means a short work week. Though I’m sure those four days will drag. They always seem to.


You have probably noticed that the fish cam is gone. I’m fighting algae and it may come down to finding a home for the fish or getting another tank. I don’t think I’m very good at fish keeping. So the fish cam may be a thing of the past. J said I should have a water bowl cam, because when I am gone my cat Thelma collects things from around the house and drops them in the water bowl. Or maybe a litter box cam. I’ll have to think about it.


I was emailed this video to put on my blog in support of Hopeline. It’s for 1(800)SUICIDE. They run a private non profit suicide prevention line that is NOT the one the government runs. Apparently the government one calls the cops on you and keeps records. This one is geared more towards actually helping you and destroys records. I put their number on my speed dial for the next time I call Joseph and he starts telling me about his sex life. Must. Find. Happy. Place.




1 Comment
 

One Response to Countdown

  1. You have been repeatedly warned about calling me on Saturdays.
    Besides, we weren’t having sex, we were… just playing.

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