My Few Rules of Friendship or Why I Have Very Few Friends
I’ve heard people say things like “You love a friend no matter what” or some such variation. I call bullshit. There’s no way a sane person loves someone no matter what unless they are blood. And by blood I mean a parent or whoever raised you, a sibling, or [...]
Sometimes it’s harder to find your happy place
I got a call that woke me up this morning from my friend Duane wanting me to log into my fake RuPaul Drag Race profile and trash a drag queen that is suspected of cheating. So I slept a while longer, then got up and trashed the drag queen. I still [...]
We love to discuss bizarre news stories at work. Today the main topic was about the mother in the Czech Republic that had two of her children chained in the basement and would torture them and cut and eat their flesh. Of course [...]
Yada, yada, then Beckham and his bulge
Yes, the fish cam has been off today. I left the house late and forgot to turn it on. And I think there’s some weird kind of algae stuff growing in the fish tank. The fish still look happy. I will call the fish shop pros tomorrow. Having the cam on when I’m in the [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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