“Voodoo unto others before they voodoo unto you.”
Nicole at Autumn People went to New Orleans and she sent me a box filled with voodoo!
How awesome is that? This couldn’t have come at a better time. I’ve been wanting to lay some major voodoo on some motherfuckers lately. Let’s just hope it doesn’t ricochet this time.
Thanks, Nicole! Unless, of [...]
So I took my drug test yesterday. It was a disaster. I mean, I didn’t fail it, not that I know of yet anyway, I just urinated like a drunk man with no arms pissing into the wind. I was all “Shit. I know my urethra is somewhere around here. I took anatomy dammit.” But it’s not every day [...]
I hate Sunday nights because all I can think about is starting another work week and I know everyone thinks it’s all glamorous and exciting being a government assassin but nothing can be further from the truth. It sucks. But I wasn’t born rich and the whole lottery-early-retirement thing isn’t working out very well, so because I [...]
I still think it’s rabies.
I went back to the eye doctor the other day for a follow-up on my scratched corneas. It seems my right eye is all healed but my left eye’s cornea is still fucked up. I had my chin in that head contraption thingie when the doctor looked at it and said “Uh oh.” and I’m all “What!?” [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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