Sarah G, a long time reader, emailed me a link the other day about September 28th being World Rabies Day because she knows I suffer from thumb rabies. This got me to thinking about how little is known about thumb rabies and how it’s like the redheaded stepchild of the foaming at [...]
Maybe I should put up a “No Solicting” sign. Nah, that’d ruin all the fun.
It’s Sunday night and I’m just killing time before True Blood starts. It’s the season finale and I like to see things through, especially when they involve good-looking Viking male vampire nekkidness. I finished off my imported beers this weekend along with my liver and just a little while ago I think I felt my pancreas explode. [...]
The City of Columbia Water Company is trying to kill me.
I opened my water bill yesterday and this piece of paper fell out:
Sudden numbness or weakness of the face, arm and/or leg, particlarly on one side- CHECK.
Trouble getting words out or being understood, confusion- CHECK.
Blurred vision- CHECK.
Trouble with coordination, balance, or walking- [...]
The Great Dinosaur Wars continues in between the drunken stupors and diabetic comas.
The dinosaurs declared war on the Cherokee Nation when they refused to refund the $100 T-Rex lost at the poker tables. Besides being nearsighted, and bad at math, T-Rex’s wee little arms were not made for card playing and the Indians knew this. Asshole Indians.
I went from liver failure [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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