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Christmas Swag.

By Laura On December 22, 2011 · 59 Comments

I went to the post office yesterday because they informed me I had two packages that needed to be picked up. One package was from Yabu at Bad Bad JuJu.

He sent me a bottle of hot sauce that he swears by and a beautiful handmade stained glass ornament made [...]

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For being a hypochondriac, I really don’t go to the doctor much. That’s not so much because I have it under some kind of control, but because my health insurance sucks donkey balls.

By Laura On October 19, 2011 · 70 Comments

Yesterday I woke up and it was the first time in my life I can remember ever waking up and not having the urgency to urinate. I lay there on my back, stretched a big stretch, because stretching in bed feels so good, and thought “Wow, I don’t need to pee.” And as I started to close my [...]

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My inner voice needs a good bitch-slapping.

By Laura On October 10, 2011 · 75 Comments

The company I work for is drug testing us this week and even though I don’t do drugs I have to admit that there’s a thought in my head that’s all “OH MY GOD WHAT IF I TEST FALSE POSITIVE!?” because no matter how secure I am in a FACT, particularly this FACT of not doing drugs, there’s this internal [...]

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Wherein I whine about my cold instead of Steve Jobs’ death. Rest in peace, you wonderful sonsabitch. I’ll run my iPhone at half mast today in your honor. That’s at two and a half signal bars, which is actually one and a half more signal bars than I’m used to.

By Laura On October 6, 2011 · 83 Comments

I’m getting a cold or malaria or TB or something and it’s pissing me off because the South Carolina State Fair starts next week and I want to eat my weight in fair food and if I’m all sick and snotty I won’t be able to and that sucks. I didn’t have any “cold medicine” in the house [...]

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Christmas Swag.

For being a hypochondriac, I really don’t go to the doctor much. That’s not so much because I have it under some kind of control, but because my health insurance sucks donkey balls.

My inner voice needs a good bitch-slapping.

Wherein I whine about my cold instead of Steve Jobs’ death. Rest in peace, you wonderful sonsabitch. I’ll run my iPhone at half mast today in your honor. That’s at two and a half signal bars, which is actually one and a half more signal bars than I’m used to.

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