To honor Jesus dying for our sins and then coming back to life three days later, I went on a three day drinking binge. Well, actually it was two and a half days since I had to work Friday. I figured since it was Easter my liver would resurrect by Sunday afternoon, but apparently God had different plans, and I [...]
J hurt his elbow last week, and when he first told me his elbow hurt I told him it was gout. He was all “It’s not gout, Laura, I sprained it is all” and I was all “Yeah, you sprained it with gout” and he just rolled his eyes and shook his head at me like he [...]
I had a headache all day and just a little while ago I found a pill in the bottom of my purse and I took it even though I have no idea what kind of pill it was. I’m pretty certain it’s been in there for over a year, so if its something bad it [...]
