Because whatever I’ve been doing isn’t getting me any closer to retiring to a small town, buying a baby goat, and riding a daisy bike while shooting hobos, I’ve decided that I need a career change. I don’t want to do anything too strenuous, because I need to conserve my energy for all that bike riding and [...]
He’s a little bit country and I’m a little bit WHORE.
I want to take this opportunity to officially add another victim guy to my Imaginary Boyfriend List.
Mr. Blake Shelton, country singer and one of the hosts of “The Voice.” I don’t know what it is, I don’t even care for country music, but I want this man. Yes, [...]
I know I haven’t been around much, but that’s all about to change soon. My Ten Plagues Finger Puppet Jazz Hands Interpretive Dance Presentation worked and they hired someone for my department. I’d write more about it except today I’m too busy putting up owl wall decals on my Hobbit bathroom wall.
Why am I putting owl decals [...]
So I slept on the couch the other night because that’s where my back feels better, and I don’t know if it was from sleeping on the couch or from the pain meds but I had another weird bullshit celebrity dream that I’m going to tell you about.
In this dream I was in a [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
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- Hitler's Home Movies.
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- MC Mom.
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- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
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