Goober’s dead and I don’t feel too good either.
I’m pretty sure I have PVD or bone cancer. My leg hurts and I don’t know why. All I know is I’m pretty certain my days are numbered and I don’t want to be working up to the minute the cold hand of death chokes me out, so I started seriously working toward an early retirement. And since [...]
The conversation I imagine that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those tickets:
The actual conversation that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those [...]
I haven’t handed out this many dollars since the last time the Chippendales were in town.
Winning the Lottery of Love.
George Clooney is campaigning for Obama, but I don’t care about that, what I care about is George Clooney is raffling off two tickets to have dinner at his house in Los Angeles with him and some other celebrities, and of course, the President on May 10. But I don’t care about the [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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