I think I have stomach rabies. Or maybe it’s just gas. I don’t know, but belching makes it feel better. Never add two extra jalapenos when the recipe calls for one and then top it off with half a bag of Circus Peanuts for dessert. You’re just asking for stomach rabies. And while I was laying [...]
I just found out today that the new season of True Blood starts this Sunday. Now I am so giddy that I can’t even think about writing an entry. So instead of just not blogging like a normal person, I’m posting shitty random pics from my iPhone like the attention whore I am. Did you know I have an iPhone? [...]
Who has the best boyfriend in the world, I mean, besides that ex-wrestler WHORE Stacy Keibler?
I know it’s a shitty pic, but it’s anything but shitty. It’s my birthday present from J. A brand new Dell Inspiron One. It’s a touchscreen and has a bunch of other stuff [...]
Here’s my hand-modeling hand catching a short bus:
I’m thinking that if I don’t get hired to model nail polish, I should get a job naming the nail polish colors. That’s got to be one cushy job. I’ve even been thinking of a few color names:
Dark purple- “Punched in the Throat Purple”
Light Orange- [...]