Here’s my hand-modeling hand catching a short bus:
I’m thinking that if I don’t get hired to model nail polish, I should get a job naming the nail polish colors. That’s got to be one cushy job. I’ve even been thinking of a few color names:
Dark purple- “Punched in the Throat Purple” Light Orange- [...]
I’m pretty sure I have PVD or bone cancer. My leg hurts and I don’t know why. All I know is I’m pretty certain my days are numbered and I don’t want to be working up to the minute the cold hand of death chokes me out, so I started seriously working toward an early retirement. And since [...]
The conversation I imagine that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those tickets:
The actual conversation that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those [...]
