Yeah, I know I promised pool cleaning photos and yeah, I know you expected them days and days ago. But if you’ve been reading this blog for even a little while, you’ve realized by now that it’s full of empty promises and disappointment. And while I’m now delivering on my promise of photos, the disappointing thing is, for [...]
Sorry it took an extra day for me to get around to writing about my adventure with the paranormal investigators, but I was out ghostbusting until after midnight and the last thing I wanted to do at that hour was get on the computer for anything other than midget porn surfing. Not that I did that mind you.
It’s summer here which means it is flip-flop weather, and by “flip-flop weather” I don’t mean wearing sandals and playing on a beach or going to cookouts with friends. No, what I mean is it’s hot as hell and humid and I literally want to smack the shit out of people with a flip-flop almost [...]
My favorite phone conversations with J are the ones where I purposely go full retard on him. I wish I could somehow convey his total exasperation, then his sigh of resignation just before he hangs up on me. Good times, good times. Anyway, this phone conversation took place yesterday, when I was telling him about a trip I once took [...]