I’m really starting to believe my house was built on top of Hellmouth.
Sunday night I went to the back courtyard to get a pair of work gloves I had forgotten and left on a table. I live in constant fear of insects climbing into my gloves or shoes left outdoors and I simply couldn’t sleep thinking some spider or other creepy crawler was going to bed down and [...]
And now another episode of “Phone Conversations with J.”
Me: “I was driving into work in this morning and I saw something that looked like a possum in the road so I slowed down so it could move along. As I got closer, it didn’t move so I slowed even more until I had to come to a complete stop.”
J: “Was it a possum?”
Monday was filled with rage, tears, and a strong desire for murder. Then I went into work, and it got even worse. I seriously do not get enough credit for not climbing a tower with a high-powered rifle like I feel like doing on most days. But to tell the truth, it’s not because I contain [...]
This is my own empanada recipe that came about after making traditional empanadas several times and thinking “Damn, this should be way easier and involve more cheese.” And yes, sometimes I do throw in crispy bacon. As a matter of fact, throw in anything your heart desires. I just find these very tasty and simple.
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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