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I’m really starting to believe my house was built on top of Hellmouth.

By Laura On August 27, 2013 · 49 Comments

Sunday night I went to the back courtyard to get a pair of work gloves I had forgotten and left on a table. I live in constant fear of insects climbing into my gloves or shoes left outdoors and I simply couldn’t sleep thinking some spider or other creepy crawler was going to bed down and [...]

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And now another episode of “Phone Conversations with J.”

By Laura On September 12, 2012 · 58 Comments

Me: “I was driving into work in this morning and I saw something that looked like a possum in the road so I slowed down so it could move along. As I got closer, it didn’t move so I slowed even more until I had to come to a complete stop.”

J: “Was it a possum?”

Me: [...]

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Shit. I think I’m already failing at this “National Irritate a Food Pic Hater Food Pic Posting Week” or NIAFPHFPPW for short” thingy.

By Laura On September 11, 2012 · 58 Comments

Monday was filled with rage, tears, and a strong desire for murder. Then I went into work, and it got even worse. I seriously do not get enough credit for not climbing a tower with a high-powered rifle like I feel like doing on most days. But to tell the truth, it’s not because I contain [...]

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I’m going to kick-off National Irritate a Food Pic Hater Food Pic Posting Week, NIAFPHFPPW for short, with a recipe filled with a shit-load of pics. You’re welcome.

By Laura On September 9, 2012 · 42 Comments

This is my own empanada recipe that came about after making traditional empanadas several times and thinking “Damn, this should be way easier and involve more cheese.” And yes, sometimes I do throw in crispy bacon. As a matter of fact, throw in anything your heart desires. I just find these very tasty and simple.

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I’m really starting to believe my house was built on top of Hellmouth.

And now another episode of “Phone Conversations with J.”

Shit. I think I’m already failing at this “National Irritate a Food Pic Hater Food Pic Posting Week” or NIAFPHFPPW for short” thingy.

I’m going to kick-off National Irritate a Food Pic Hater Food Pic Posting Week, NIAFPHFPPW for short, with a recipe filled with a shit-load of pics. You’re welcome.

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