Me: “I was driving into work in this morning and I saw something that looked like a possum in the road so I slowed down so it could move along. As I got closer, it didn’t move so I slowed even more until I had to come to a complete stop.”
J: “Was it a possum?”
Monday was filled with rage, tears, and a strong desire for murder. Then I went into work, and it got even worse. I seriously do not get enough credit for not climbing a tower with a high-powered rifle like I feel like doing on most days. But to tell the truth, it’s not because I contain [...]
This is my own empanada recipe that came about after making traditional empanadas several times and thinking “Damn, this should be way easier and involve more cheese.” And yes, sometimes I do throw in crispy bacon. As a matter of fact, throw in anything your heart desires. I just find these very tasty and simple.
Me: “Look at my new Parasaurolophus!”
J: “Good God, Laura, don’t you think you have enough dinosaurs?”
Me: “Never. Besides, they need more recruits since they’ll be doing battle soon with the Killer Robot.”
J: Widens eyes and stares at me like I went full-retard.
Me: Goes full-retard. “What? You knew it’s was [...]