I’m pretty sure I have PVD or bone cancer. My leg hurts and I don’t know why. All I know is I’m pretty certain my days are numbered and I don’t want to be working up to the minute the cold hand of death chokes me out, so I started seriously working toward an early retirement. And since [...]
My favorite phone conversations with J are the ones where I purposely go full retard on him. I wish I could somehow convey his total exasperation, then his sigh of resignation just before he hangs up on me. Good times, good times. Anyway, this phone conversation took place yesterday, when I was telling him about a trip I once took [...]
I was in the Fresh Market yesterday and glanced over and saw they had red cream soda so I bought a few bottles. You can’t really find red cream sodas around these parts. When I was a kid my mom would make us ice cream sodas using Barq’s Red Cream Soda, which they don’t sell here, over [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Charades.
- Fine. Alpaca my bags.
- RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
- Fun With Cotton.
- No, hold your hand like this.
- Worst funeral procession ever.
- Corgi Flop.
- Baby Otter Waterbed.
- Vanity Duck.
- This bird will teach you how to do the Dougie.
- Cat Toast.
- First!
- A falcon attempts comedy.
- The Awesomist.
- Teachers Dancing Behind Students.
- Alligator, Bob.
- Britian's Got Talent- Ashleigh & Pudsey.
- Japanese Comedians.
- You float on a throne of lies.
- The Truth about Van Halen and those brown M&Ms.
- Shut up and take my money.
- We Are Young.
- Suddenly Carp.
- The McGurk Effect.
- Tree branch falling on a powerline.



