…and it’s only Tuesday.
I haven’t gotten much sleep lately. Jack got sick Sunday night, so I stayed up checking on him every thirty minutes and then Monday I took him to the vet. He’s the worst dog ever to take anywhere in public, even sick, and he tried to bite the tech and the doctor so I held him as they [...]
Yesterday morning the smoke alarm went off at work. I was on the phone at the time and when it sounded, the person on the other end of the line was all “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?” and I calmly said “Oh, that’s the smoke alarm.” They asked if they should let me go and I [...]
I got some Zombie Apocalypse survival practice in. Sorta.
Last week I was walking to my car after work when I noticed a dirty, whacked-out crackhead coming out of the weeded area in front of the employee parking lot. I was close to my car, close enough that I figured I could make it to my car before I could make it back to the building, so I slipped [...]
Steve Jobs is STILL stealing from me.
I’m locked out of iTunes and I’m freaking the fuck out. As you all know I got a new computer and, well, I transferred my iTunes library over to it where not only do I own over 400 songs, but I have dozens and dozens of movies and iPhone apps. I also have a massive store [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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