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I love the goats and Clooney, and T-rex. Please don't stab me because I said I loved Clooney! lol

Will you co-sign on a car loan for me?

***No. ~Laura

I would love to comment, but I have to go make Reubin sandwiches right now.....but I would like to say one thing to Mr Justinblack109.........................Jealous?

I suppose I could imagine a world without baby pygmy goats and TRex and Clooney whores, but I wouldn't wanna live there. That's why I hang out here.

And the JR thinks you're a riot.

And the most useful thing justahack109 ever did was put his IQ in his user name. Not that we couldn't guess.

***Ha! I know, THAT would be one fucked up world indeed. ~Laura

hey! lets see how many people we can get to comment...anybody who reads this blog, even if you have never commented before, just said "HEY LAURA" We love you! or not...let see how many we can get.. come on all of you... just say HEY!

***Keep it up and I will have to hire you as my PR person. ~Laura

Your Clooney is safe from me but I am starting to covet the baby goats.

Here's my method for dealing with unwanted comments - I change them to amuse myself and then post them to amuse others:
"I need to stop fucking the goats. I'm a faggot for Clooney and the sugar ass T-rex makes my ... "head" explode from the sexiness".

** Great idea! OMG I want a baby goat almost as much as I want George Clooney. ALMOST. ~Laura

I'll keep that in mind. I may just need a job soon. heehee

*** We'll talk about it in the unemployment line. ~Laura

Hey Laura!

Just trying to do my part... Sadly, I have not had any interesting things to post/comment...

However... travel is gonna start again... I will look for George in China... Not sure I will see any pygmy goats... If I get to Japan, I am guessing no T-rex, but Godzilla may be there!

***Close enough! Send pics! Even if there's no goats or Godzilla or Mothra. And do not ever feel like you have to say something interesting to comment. This has never stopped me from blogging, so it should never stop someone from commenting! ~Laura

Oh, I meant to compliment the artful framing of Clooney's eyes with goat profiles... Does George like goats?

*** Thank you. I may print it out and put it on my desk at work. Oh yes, I am almost certain George likes goats. And I should know. Because he's my boyfriend. ~Laura

Excellent response! Love the picture!

*** I am thinking about making it my Christmas card this year. ~Laura

Maybe it's just me but I find it extremely disturbing to see that many heads crammed into one little photo...

***I like disturbing. ~ Laura

I'm downtown with ya...and if you need some help with justinblack109, let me know...I've got your back...

*** Well, thank you. But I think his head exploded. ~Laura

There can never be ENOUGH goats, t-rexes, or Clooneys. Yes, I said Clooney plural because I am planning to become a mad scientist and begin a massive cloning program and I will make you a closetful of Clooney.
Right after I make myself a mountain of cheesy poofs.

*** I want a mountain of Clooney with a side of Cheetos and a herd of pygmy goats running around please. Giving you my Christmas list early. ~Laura

I always leave a comment here because I know how important the attention is. It is very important to me, too and I don't get enough. Your readers are afraid I will CUT A BITCH, I think, if they comment on my site. I don't know why they think I WOULD CUT A BITCH.

Srsly, you always take a minute to leave a comment on my site and YES I APPRECIATE IT a lot. Just sayin'. And I agree with every word you wrote above. Every. Word.

I'm SO glad you posted the comment from the retard who is an expert on blog content and who is also the arbiter of what is "stupid." We need to hear more from the professional blog critic community and you should give them a forum on your site that totally belongs to you and that you pay for entirely out of your own pocket and that you mistakenly think you have some "right" to write what you want on.

*** I don't think people realize how much comments are appreciated. Srsly. I think we need to do another Attention Whore Month. ~Laura

I think Justin 109 is just pissed that you thought of it first.

***Or maybe a goat, a T-Rex, and Clooney scared him as a child. ~Laura

More, more, more of everything you think Laura! Your blog makes my day!
I have extra goats at my house - and will be happy to send Seamus (aka Butt Head) to send a message to justinblack109

****OMG You have goats? Send one my way. And, thank you, you made my day. ~Laura

I may need a loan co-signed soon, so I thought I'd finally leave a comment.

Also, I want to own a goat. My husband and I are still in talks on this one.

*** YAY! Welcome Miss Wisabus! Umm..about that loan thing....
OMG! You should so get a goat!! Tell your husband I said so. ~Laura

Somewhere I have pictures of lots of goats. But no TRexs. Or Clooneys.

*** Pictures you took of goats? Oh, send them, I need more to PS and paste! If you'd allow it. ~Laura

It isn't right of me to say I love Clooney since he belongs to you. Feel free to keep posting his pictures though. Goats rock!(especially baby pygmy ones) Why does Justin 109 fear T-rex? Is he an athiest or something??

*** I bet T-Rex cockblocked him from a Velveeta fountain at some point. ~Laura

What justindumbass109 doesn't realize is even if you stopped those things, other things will just take their place (and will anyway.) That's what makes this blog fun. So fuck off justin.

***I glad you like my blog, Mark. ~Laura

Attention Whore month PLEASE! Especially if it means more chances to win your cool crap! :)
Umm Justindumbass109 - there are plenty of other places for you to visit.
The world would be a drab place indeed if there wasn't Laura and her rather unusual take on the world. One of the best places to catch a morning giggle - The Cheese Mistress is pretty good for that too...
My college daughter caught me writing a T-Rex reference and wondered what the hell I was talking about.
My son now checks all your photos to see if he can find the seeing eye goat - al la where's Waldo don'cha know.
Ok, gotta go comment something lame ass at Dogette's place now cause TLame ass is how I roll. Did I mention I do not have an iPhone, but I do have a pony.

**I WANT A PONY TOO!! ~Laura

One word
YOU ROCK
oopps that was 2 words right

*** Who's counting? Thank you, Trish. ~Laura

I love reading your blog - it makes me laugh. Although I'm still completely off kilter from my trip last week, I'm desperately trying to get back to my commenting. (one week gone and I even took a computer - geeze I'm doing something wrong or I was right all along and I'm just lame).

You even get trolls who try to tell you how to blog. I bore them silly and they don't bother with me. heh.

Sadly we have no goats around here that I know of, so I don't have any goat pictures. This makes me kinda sad now that I think about it.

***You must immediately move to an area with goats so you can get some goat pictures. ~Laura

George Clooney was in a movie with goats - The Men Who Stare At Goats.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/

It is just meant for you & George to be. Throw in a velveeta fountain and a T-Rex and it will be pure bliss!!

I personally come here for the pictures of Thelma.

***I should take more pics of her for you then. She is very contrary. I don't know where she gets that from.
Yes, George and I are meant to be together. ~Laura

No T-Rex? Just'nIdiot must be one heartless bastard. Your revelation of T-Rex has changed not only my life, but the afterlives of countless, otherwise lost, animal souls.

Thanks for showing us the way!

**You're welcome. I need my own Sunday morning T-Rex Gospel Hour Show, don't I? ~Laura

Just tell the gits like that to fuck off.

If you can't have a T-Rex, would the critter from Cloverfield do?

*** BLASPHEMY!! ~Laura

Don't be so modest, you know you rock. But I know what you mean, getting comments is like totally awesome. I got three Monday night. Oh, wait. I suppose that doesn't sound so impressive....

*** I know I am awesome. It is just surprising when others see it. HA! Made myself laugh.
I must get everyone on my blogroll. I forget to click in on people, because of my laziness. My bad. And you need to put in your url on these comments, Miss Janie ~L.aura

Janie YES start putting your URL in comments everywhere. Sometimes I don't put mine in *because I feel like I am famous enough I don't need to advertise.*

Heh. OK. I know what you're thinking right now, you're thinking, "What drugs is Dogette taking and where can I get them?"

***Yes, if you don't leave a url people are all "Sandy, is that you, girlfriend?" ~Laura

I love your crazy shit, keep it coming!

***Thanks, Melessa! I think I will. ~Laura

Love your site and have shared it with all my like-minded friends. Your view of the world is the best!

I was immediately drawn to your love of pygmy goats and for awhile, knew I had to have one of my own. That is, until I found this little guy -

http://news.discovery.com/human/nepal-world-smallest-man.html

He's so darned cute, I'd carry him everywhere.

*** Thank you, Wendy. Okay, J laughs at me when I tell him I will walk my goat everywhere on a leash. I can only imagine what he'd say if I wanted to carry a little man around. ~Laura

Ooo.. the Sunday Morning T-Rex Gospel Hour with the Old Timey Pygmy Goat Choir.

***YES! Rawrrrr! ~Laura

*preens* @your neediness of my comments.

I had a friend in highschool 4-H that showed a pigmy goat to grand champion. Was offered $7,000 for her goat. She told the bidder to stuff it. She wasn't giving up her goat to him or anybodyd else. She took the goat to college with her. The county tried to make her give up her goat. She petioned the courts to have her pigmy goat reclasified from livestock, to pet. SHE WON! Gotdayum goat was house trained, and followed her around like a dog! T'was an amazing thing to see. She is a high falutin' lawyer now. (her, not the goat) The goat still lives with her.

***OMG- I would so take my goat to law school. I mean, if I went to law school. Yay for her and her goat!
And yes, I am very comment needy. ~Laura

I have just been informed by the SIL who has two goats that her dog has been humping them relentlessly this week. So if any goat/dog hybrids occur, you are first in line for a pupkid.
However, the goats are male and neutered, and the dog is female... so I won't be taking any deposits just yet.

***I think I will sign you up for a biology class. My treat. ~Laura

That one goats ear that is going across the top of Georges face kinda makes him look like he has a weird sort of uni-brow.

**He's still hawt. ~Laura

Pupkid... OMG - so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Wait ... does Attention Whore Month have prizes? Are the prizes ever DISHES?

***There very well may be dishes in a giveaway one day. ~Laura

Goat pictures are on the way.
And I totally want a pupkid!

*** OMG I got them! I love them! I have spotted some for PS. I emailed ya back. ~Laura

I'm late to the party. I feel not unlike a beef stew fart.

First-time commenter, although I'm already a close Facebook friend of Jack's. I read an article about George and that awful, scrawny girl that clings to his leg at awards ceremonies, and there's supposedly trouble in 'paradise' I don't normally give much credence to gossip sites, but hey, good news should be shared, right?

***YES! It must be shared! Thank You. She's such a WHORE. ~Laura

I'd hate to think of a world without this Flying Monkey blog ! Guaranteed humor and great ideas abound ! You kinda stopped doing your Monday Stab List. I miss that.