Fetch My Flying Monkeys

I just can't even imagine all the trouble you'd get into without J's voice of reason! I also know that if you really wanted to do something, you couldn't be stopped! LOL

***You're Damn Skippy. ~Laura

Shit. Now I want pizza. And to run over people. And a donut.

Laura, Laura, Laura...I'm afraid "J" is right (as usual)... you could never get them all together, in the parking lot, at the same time. But I know you'll come up with something. Cuz yur gooooood.

I thought about going out and buying one of those Toyotas, then running over a few people myself.

Damn that pizza looks good. I'd want thick crust though.

**Can't stand the thick crust stuff, too much dough. I don't like pepperoni either. I pick it off. I vote it off the island. As a matter of fact, I don't really like pizza. ~Laura

I'm right with you on this. H keeps hiding the ammo and I keep using up the pizza budget to get more.

I kept thinking about doing that, but then was all "shit...I drive a Volkswagon. Maybe nobody will notice..."

***LOL

I had a VW Bug (LOVED IT) when I was in high school and one day my friends lifted it and put it up on the sidewalk. Made me lol but I got even with each and everyone of them. ~Laura

I bet you could come up with a way to get them all in one place.

And via your sidebar... om nom nom cupcakes!

You could say one of those fugly ass killer spiders was seen nesting near their usual parking spaces and tell them the ONLY safe place was in the middle of the parking lot, away from the edges. Designate the spots for them. In a line. Which would make it very easy when your accelerator fails. Do they have babies? Are they old? Because you could stress the spider eats babies and eats slow old people.

Clearly, J is just a spoilsport. No running people over, no goat, _nuthin'_.

Sounded like a fun idea, Laura...but the 3 or 4 you want to do in aren't worth jail time....not really even worth the energy of acknowledging their existence...Oh, I'm sorry - I was thinking of the 3 or 4 people I'D like to take out.
:-D

***Yeah. Ignoring them is the right thing to do. But man oh man, to hear their screams right before the thud makes me smile. ~Laura

The Hub pulls the same thing on me. Always with the stupid details. Just once I'd like to see him get on board and make practical suggestions instead of sticking the Reason Pin into my Crazy Balloon, ya know?

Like, if say I wish I could zap people I hate with harmless but potent voltage by just looking at them, then he'd tell me what the maximum voltage coming from my thoughts would need to be to get the job done. That kind of thing.

**I always want to make their heads explode with just a thought. ~Laura

Now if something the size of, say, a Ford F-250 somehow acquires a reputation for uncontrolled acceleration, you may as well rent one and take out some of these people.

I have to comment on the side bar "Bully gets his ass handed to him"

My daughter was bullied by a big boy on her bus. There was a good kid who practiced the drums all the time, carrying the drum sticks with him EVERYWHERE that rode that bus. The bully stabed my daughter with a pencil. Good kid proceeded to play the drumsticks all over the bullys ass. Got kicked off the bus. I went to school and raised holy hell. Good kid was reinstated and the bully was..not suspended, but expelled from school. Heh.

sorry....just had to throw that in here.

I love your side bar contributions.

Thank you!

**You're welcome. I love bully's getting their asses kicked. LOVE IT. ~Laura

You do realize that word "Reaso" in my comment above is supposed to be "reason" as in "the voice of"? Anyhoo. Fucking iPhone shit.

*** Fixed! I will leave this as evidence in case someone saw it earlier and was all "OMG! Illiterate people!" and they will see it's Steve Jobs' fault. Judgmental fuckers anyway. ~Laura

I have to comment on jw's story above. Excellent! Fucking bullies. Just think what kinds of adult assholes they'll be, too. Jesus. Anyway, there was a girl "Kathy" in my grade school class who teased me on the bus for no reason; she didn't even know me. Just a loud-mouthed bitch all up in everyone's shit. I was a nice quiet kid and read a lot and had a small circle of quiet snarky smart friends. I enjoy knowing that "Kathy" is probably a lifer in a women's prison now. Can't say I'm surprised, bitchcakes!

Thank you for clearing that up. I just spent 45 minutes googling "Reaso Pin" because I felt illiterate. so thank you for correcting that... I will stop "Googling" and go to bed now.

I also meant to tell you, I had a VW bug too. My first car. In college "they" picked mine up and put it on the curb too. Must be some kind of ritual with VW bugs. I came out in the morning and there was my car, up in the landscaping and shit. I was all, "Oh fuck, where are the perpetrators of this amusing prank?" and then I glanced over and there were three pre-med dudes passed out in their own puke on the front lawn of the dorm. It was kinda frosty out and you could see their drunk pre-med breath. Heh.

***I later that day set one of the perpetrators of the crime perpetrated on my bug on fire. Yes, he went up in flames. Well, his shirt did. Bottle rocket injury. I said oops, but he knew not to fuck with my car anymore. Mine was black with a red interior- 3 speed automatic. I loved it. ~Laura