Fetch My Flying Monkeys

OK.. I was fine with all this until I went to page #2 and it said I was a lesbian. After all these years of marriage and I'm just now finding out what the problem has been......

LOL - I may go look up my name later, but you should know Laura is my daughter's name too. Love it.

Copied verbatim from the urban dictionary:

1. Don
The don, the best, the shit, the fuckin daddy etc etc...
''Willis, you are the don''

*grins*

That's right...damn straight.

It seems I'm like a porn star in bed and I have a ghetto booty.........

I found out that my name meant 'Sargon, Master of the Thousand Skull Throne.'

While that's basically correct, how could Mom have known?

I have a big butt and death breath apparently! LOL!

Besides being dickless and gay and ugly, I like to mow yards.

"Someone who has nothing better to do but Mow his yard all the time."

If I lived closer I would mow your yard.

Wow. Both "Dave" and "David" completely nailed it in the first 3 or 4 definitions.

I am a whore. Oh, I'm suppose to look my name up at urbandictionary first. Sorry.

I checked my urban dictionary name awhile ago:

http://kate-growthspurt.blogspot.com/2009/12/these-started-out-so-positively.html

Some were flattering...others, not so much.

Ok, I'm confused. (Admittedly not a difficult thing to achieve.)

How can I be both:
#1: Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.

And:
#2: A beautiful woman that is kind, considerate, caring, loving, and above all - awesome.

Plus there's this:
#7: A lady who likes to dip her toes in the waters of lesbos.

Now I'm seriously gender conflicted...

*** lol @ dip her toes in the waters of lesbos. ~Laura

HAH! Only one entry for me:

That girl that everyone knows and loves, who is probably kind of a big deal.

"Man, there goes that Judi girl again!"

For once in my life someone finally realizes what I've been trying to tell them all along!

And I quote:
A beautiful girl who shows others the cutting edge of life. A sweetheart like no other.

There you go, me in a nutshell - snort, choke, heeheehee

they said:
slang for crazy, adorable, teenage cat lover.
"i met a total leeann at da club last weekend"

Holy crap. Could this BE more bland? I need to change my name, pronto. I think I'll go with Sanchez:
a slang term in Arizona for a man with a huge penis
I don't care if someone calls me "sanchez," because everyone knows that "sanchez" means a cool guy with a monster cock.

**As long as it's not "Dirty Sanchez." ~Laura

"Never take advantage of a Susan; they bite. Unless provoked, a Susan can make a great companion!" What a shame I'm provoked much of the time.

I'm a badass original gangster, yo.

"A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group."

"The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave."

Sounds accurate to me...

Hilarious. Two pages of Alison and it's all goooood :D

A Nicole is someone who is omnipotent. A Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Nicole in any aspect. Mess with a Nicole, or her family, and you will regret ever being born.
"Why vote for either Presidential candidate, when there is a Nicole out there much more suitable for the position?"

Or a rare kind of flying sea anemone.

Apparently, I am akin to a tall, graceful antelope. But without the parasites.

I can't even catch a break at that stupid site....

Well, Shit. I either look like a man or a woman (most people can't tell) or I slap men the their balls for amusement purposes.

Oh, Wait!

P.A.T = Perky.Tits.Ass.

Okay, I'll accept that one, although my tits haven't been perky since 1973.

I'm afraid to look mine up since I see alot of people that name their dogs Lexie. Albeit that isn't my full name.. but is still kind of depressing.