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know me too well

 

I took this same quiz back in 2008 and it said I could take on 29 five year olds. Since then I've worked out and read up on kids by reading some mommy blogs. My goal is to take on at least 40. I like setting goals for myself. J wouldn't take the quiz again. He still has some kind of ethical, moral thing against opening a can of whoop ass on five year olds. Yeah, I know. But sometimes you have to overlook a person's faults if you really care for them.

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A sturdy knife will get you up to 40.

Meh. I'm pretty sure my age (mid-50's) kept me from doing any better than 27 of the little critters -- I didn't have any problem with wreaking mayhem on them, and have the l33t sk1llz to do it.

If this is anything like, "Are you smarter than a fifth-grader" - then I'd probably be able to take about 2. Okay, maybe 3.

Chainsaw. Or a very large sharp-bladed fan with a cookie dangled on the far side.
I spent far too much time thinking of these things.

OK! all I got was a 22. I really thought I could do better than that but they could be correct...But I really dont wanna try it out. I raised three and barely got thru that....So
22 is probably a really good score....

Wow, I scored a lowly 28 - very sad. I don't stand a chance being a parent.

I only got 28. Clearly still not an A list blogger.

I could only kick 25 of those little shits. lol

Why the hell did I only score 30? I guess I should have lied about my age. I didn't lie about any of the other shit. I would totally use another kid as a clubbing device.

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