Fetch My Flying Monkeys

You are so awesome and hipl! I wish I could be like you! OMG I can't even believe I get to comment first on your AWESOME entry!! I am so excited I think I just peed myself!! I will tell EVERYONE that I read yours and Dogette's blog and they will think I am so COOL!! Just knowing that you're reading my comment right now makes me squeal with joy! EEEEEEEE!

Oh hell. This is going to be fun.

Dear Miss Laura, A-list maven extraordinaire,
Thank you so much for visiting my Z- list abode. I value each and every one of your visits and comments as you are a Blog Goddess and I am but a blemish on the face of intertube technological communication. Please come by as often as your busy, important, expert at something or other life style will allow.
Now I will go forth and see if the ice encrusted roads allow any sort of real world interaction.
- me

My recruiter, the lying rat bastard, promised me that I'd be an A-List blogger. He's on my Stab List.

As an A-List blogger I normally don't leave comments on anyone's blog. It's not done. So I must leave now. I have my own A-List blog to attend to. Laura and I are sending emails back and forth and they're all about how great we are and how we are going to make fun of A-List bloggers as soon as we think of good ways to do it. But really, it sort of writes itself. They're annoying, aren't they? Who the fuck do they think they are? Busy and Important! Snooty! If one links to you or GOD FORBID comments on your site, you feel like GAAAAAWD himself came down from the HEAVUNNNS and can I get an AYYYY MENNNNN, fuck that shit.

A- men,
and after venturing out I see that I am still hermetically sealed in my home and cannot yet navigate the curvy - hilly - improperly scraped tertiary road that leads to the secondary road that leads to the navigable primary road. So I will continue to sit here and visit all my favorite A list blog sites over and over as I slowly go insane.

Gad. In my infinite ignorance, I didn't realize that I was visiting an A-list blog, never mind that I was possibly defiling it by leaving comments.
I'm idling wondering if the two of you can _really_ manage to pull off behaving yourselves for an entire month (even an abbreviated month like this one).

OH MY! I am commenting on an A-List Blog! It's like having dinner with the Queen or something! *Curtsey*

Ok, the Burger King crown thing made me laugh hard.

I am just so honored to be able to comment at an A-List blog. No matter how studpid my comment may be, it doesn't even get deleted!!

There is no doubt that you definitely ARE an A-List blogger. You are intelegent, beautiful and full of mystery. What more could anyone ask for? You also are an awesome photographer and are kind and giving to the lowly people that read your blog. (eg. last month's give-a-way) How many other A-List bloggers give stuff away???

I'm totally adding you to my blogroll...although I don't know that it'll do much good because I'm pretty sure, like, 4 people read my stuff (and you might be one of them).

Awesome, hip, fabulous. George Clooney doesn't know what he's missing. Seriously.

Are you sure you want to leave your comments open? I am pretty sure if you are truly A-list you only do that like say as often as the first time the USA elects a black president- or something within that bandwith of frequency.

Thanks to Walter- I am touched by greatness.... I will shoot you my address, though now that you are A-list it might just be futile.

And because I knew you were destined for A-list greatness, I added you so that when you bust out as big as Dooce, Et. Al- I can say, I linked her "then".

Good luck with all the wildly insane success that seems to follow those of the A-list blogsphere. I am pretty sure your feces will start to smell like lilies and roses... So I hear....

A-List - cool! Anyone who fails to visit and comment here regularly must be a total looser. (I used to spell that word incorrectly, but Dogette set me straight on proper internet orthography - that's because she, like you, is an A-List Blogger!)

I am not worthy to leave my lame ass comments. Can I be you first lame ass troll and leave one anyway? Want me to tell you how to run your site now that you are A-List?

*waves to Walter*
So good to see you again Ol' Chap!

Oh yes I did.

I've co-opted your A-List creds.

It seemed like the right thing to do if I want to be an A-List Blogger-- filch the creds.

Not only that, but I'm tossing gold medallions to the crowds like a Mardi Gras krewe member.

I love your A-list blog banner! Uh, what's in that monkey's mouth? Is it chocolate or poo?

I am feeling completely overwhelmed!

I've been commenting on A-list blogs! What was I thinking.

Now I'm scared to write anything.

I'll just pretend to be real cool and calm about it.

Cool and calm - that's me.

Um...what the heck is an A List blogger anyway? I've always considered Dogette a top blog and yours is now going to be added to my links. Is there some sort of official definition, other than "because I said so." :)

Wait. This is an A-list Blog? Am I in the right place? Is this Fetch My Flying Monkeys?