A-List Bloggers do not blog every day but will post
a cool photo to keep you entertained while they go
work on their book deal
Yes, that was my fortune from my Moo Goo Gai Pan lunch this week. Even the Chinese know I'm an A-List Blogger. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go work on my memoirs.
P.S. You may have noticed that my entries now get posted in the mornings. This is just working out better for me, and for people who sneak on the Internet to read blogs at work get something to read besides Perez Hilton. Gawd, don't you just hate him? Oh, did you know he "wrote" a book? FACT. Now, back to working on my memoirs. And by "working on my memoirs" I mean eating Cheetos and watching Zombieland.
Comments
I want that little alien guy! I want some Cheetos too.
Can't wait until your book comes out!
Posted by: Jennifer | February 4, 2010 06:11 AM Comment:1
So what you're saying is we should stare at this photo until you post again? Or perhaps until your yellow powder stained book is released?
Having an A-List blog must be hard work.
*** Yes it is, Joe. ~Laura
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | February 4, 2010 07:22 AM Comment:2
The hardest thing about A-List blogging is thinking of something to write that is cheery and happy or something, I'm not sure what, because a lot of readers only want cheery happy posts and they won't comment on a blog they haven't commented on before unless you sound cheery and happy or something? I don't get that.
More alarming still: there seems to be a thing with "Proprietary" Commenters that I find very disturbing. "I only comment on THIS blog, not THAT blog." Oh just dance, monkeys, dance!
*** I understand I'm not everyone's cup of tea. God, do I know that! People who don't comment at all I don't understand. Writers (especially us A-List Bloggers) like to know someone's reading. It's encouraging. I guess it's kind of like "feeding the main monkey." Because c'mon, we are attention whore monkeys dancing our widdle hearts out waiting for our peanuts. Unless they want to take a crap with their hate, those can just move on. ~Laura
Posted by: dogette | February 4, 2010 08:17 AM Comment:3
Wow, the Chinese really do know you!
I enjoy your blog. Can't wait for your book to come out. hahahah
Posted by: Sandy | February 4, 2010 11:32 AM Comment:4
Admired is good, but rich would be better.
So, could you turn that fortune around so I can get the lotto numbers from the back?
Yeah, money doesn't buy happiness--but it can rent a lot.
*** Yeah, I'm still waiting for the "rich" part of being an A-List Blogger takes place. Next one I will show you the lucky numbers, If you win though you must share. ~Laura
Posted by: cbullitt | February 4, 2010 11:59 AM Comment:5
I, for one, greatly appreciate the fact that you write blogs in the morning. I hate my job and love being able to read during the day...if you could post another around lunchtime, that would really help me through my afternoon :)
*** Then I'll lose my job and will have to come crash on your couch.~ Laura
Posted by: kate | February 4, 2010 12:02 PM Comment:6
Argh Perez Hilton wrote a book? That just ruined my day. What did he call it Bullying: The Ultimate Guide? How Not To Look Good Naked? Superbitch?
Posted by: alison | February 4, 2010 01:16 PM Comment:7
I, too, want the little alien.
Dunno who/what a Perez Hilton is. As a general rule, I try to keep my life focused on reality, so I don't pay any attention to the Hollywood/Famous reporting. Except you, of course.
Posted by: Dave Merriman | February 4, 2010 01:24 PM Comment:8
I want that alien. I want it more than the Dildo Helmet.
Posted by: Mark in IT | February 4, 2010 03:25 PM Comment:9
Perez Hilton is NOT an A list blogger like you.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tracey | February 4, 2010 05:02 PM Comment:10
I'd put Perez on an A-list, though "A" obviously stands for something else in that particular context.
Posted by: CGHill | February 4, 2010 05:34 PM Comment:11
I want the alien WITH the dildo helmet!
Wouldn't that be cool as ...well, an alien with a dildo helmet?
Cooler yet?, and alien with a dildo helmet with a bag of Cheetos.
Yup, that's a WIN!
Posted by: jw | February 4, 2010 06:26 PM Comment:12
Beware! The Chinese must have hidden cameras in your house!
Posted by: Pat | February 7, 2010 12:03 AM Comment:13