Everything I know about rabies I learned from the
Internet, and that pretty much makes me a scientist
Today I got up, went to work in the rain, worked, and then came home in the rain. And in between I wanted to stab everyone. My day. The end. And because what's in my head and on my hard drive is way more exciting than my reality today, I thought I'd just post a couple of things from there. Well, from my hard drive. My head is all full of rabies at the moment.
I saw Dogette's Tweet Cloud and I just had to copy. We made a pact that we could copy each other, so I present my Tweet Cloud:
These show the words you use most frequently in Twitter and are suppose to show some of your personality.
I think it's odd that I used the word "parakeets" so much. Who knew? I really thought there'd be more curse words there. I guess I need to make certain I correct that for my next fucking cloud. The coolest thing is the circled words. Chuck. Norris. That's pretty kick-ass right there.
And since I've been having fun photoshopping lately, and I have a cut out of my head and it cracks me the hell up to paste it on model's bodies, I decided to promote the new site whose grand opening should be announced any day now with a little free advice. Free career advice at that.
Don't dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want.
Comments
Obviously there is something wrong with this cloud - the word stab does not appear to even be on it. Nor George, nor whore. This is Obviously the cloud of an imposter.
Posted by: patti | December 2, 2009 10:35 PM Comment:1
Yes, the cloud needs more curse words and stab should be the large word. I like that Chuck Norris is there though.
That is great career advice by the way.
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | December 3, 2009 07:19 AM Comment:2
I agree- the cloud needs more curse words.
You just want to be a pirate so you could stab people for real everyday.
Posted by: Jennifer | December 3, 2009 07:46 AM Comment:3
It would appear that your cloud drifted into someone else's, and all the heavy (i.e. most used) words rained out. Sorry. I promise to never make another weather joke as long as I live.
*stabs self with pencil*
Ouch. Heh.
Posted by: D.W. | December 3, 2009 08:36 AM Comment:4
I noticed the same omissions that patti noticed and wondered to myself, "Self, that's odd. Laura must not tweet about George or that WHORE and STABBING shit." Then I moved on quickly to something else. Squirrel!
Anyway, I love the career ADVICE and think that would make an excellent section of the new site. I have had so many "interesting" jobs during my life. I know how to get a job but I can also advise people on how to deal with co-workers and how you should think about the boss(es) to keep that happy-worker look on your face. I also know how to change jobs and keep your 23-page resume from looking "cluttered." I'm really glad you brought all this up. My eye twitch is acting up again now. Thx.
I can't think of anything I would photoshop my head onto but I can think of lots of people whose heads I'd like to CRUSH ("I'm crushing your HEAD!"). I have another busy day of headcrushing to get to now.
Posted by: dogette | December 3, 2009 10:38 AM Comment:5
I can't wait to hear the post you'll write when you show up at the job you "have", wearing the clothes for the job you "want"!
Posted by: Becky | December 3, 2009 10:44 AM Comment:6
What's impressive here is that the cloud differentiates between "asshole" and "assholes," which is handy if you need to keep track of when you wanted to stab a whole lot of people, as opposed to the times when you wanted to stab one person in particular.
Posted by: CGHill | December 3, 2009 01:52 PM Comment:7
Yay! Now I visualise you with Jack Sparrow and the witty repartee between the two of you.
Mmmm Jack Sparrow
Posted by: alison | December 3, 2009 08:35 PM Comment:8
Also missing: By the Blood of Jesus! That proves that this is an imposter! Did they make Laura walk the plank? Laura! Laura! Come back! Bloggers Unite! We'll have to band together and go stab the kidnappers!
Posted by: pat | December 3, 2009 10:38 PM Comment:9
You're hotter than lava. I'm seriously thinking about canceling the restraining order.
Posted by: George Clooney | December 4, 2009 09:05 AM Comment:10
Aye matie, avast and me handy cutless has been shapened - where d'we meet to avenge the plundering of the fair maiden Laura? Time cannot be wasted...
Posted by: Patti | December 4, 2009 09:35 AM Comment:11