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It's never too early to start humiliating your pets

with holiday photos

Here's one picture I was able to snap before Jack lost his holiday spirit-

Jack Christmas

He then tried to gore me with his antlers.

Jack Christmas

When that didn't work he threw himself down and pretended to have rabies, a move he learned from me by the way.

Jack Christmas

And because I'm wise to the whole "Oooo I have rabies, stand back!" move, he just said "Fuck it" and left.

Jack Christmas

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Gee... I wonder who is at the top of his stab list!

He does make a very cute reindeer.

I do the same to my cat for endless hours of my amusement. That is why we have pets right?

Doni wins the thread. I think.

Jack is cute even with faux rabies for the holidays. I wish my dog would let me dress her up like a dead hooker or something but she won't let us dress her up at all -- nothing but a regular "dog" collar and even then she feels quite put upon and strides away from us with a snippy GOOD DAY, PEOPLE! I SAY GOOD DAY!

T Rex legs. Yes I see the resemblance now. I sure do.

Your dogdeer has elbows!

I love Jack.

Just hear those freaking sleigh bells ringaling - jing freaking jingling too.
Guess it could have been worse, she could have put some freaking white curly wig and beard on me.
There's a squirrel... I'm too humiliated to chase it...
Bah - humans - I'm outta here (Jack sent me a telapathic message and asked me to please pass it on)

Poor little Jack. He probably wants to tell you to Jack-off! Plus he wouldn't make a good reindeer anyway. With his short wittle wegs he'd be dragging his weiner in the snow. Unless that's how he'd lead the rest of the reindeer. "Follow the yellow color snow! Follow the yellow color snow! Follow! Follow! Follow! Follow! Follow the yellow color snow!"

How cuuuuute! Good thing I don't know where you live or I'd be in serious danger of dognapping. I miss my Fido....

Jack is such a good sport. Maybe he's convinced if he puts up with all your craziness...Santa will be extra good to him this year.

It's plain to see that he's _barely_ able to contain his enthusiasm.

I'd try something like that with one of my cats if it weren't my aversion to being shredded.

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