An important announcement accompanied by vampires
and Jesus just like most of my announcements are
except when they're accompanied by werewolves and
Satan and sometimes clowns
I wanted to do an entry earlier today but saw something shinier on my computer -True Blood- and decided to watch a few episodes. That turned into watching four, and then I had to take a nap. I woke up before I could finish a dream I was having about making out with a hawt/cold vampire dude, and decided to get up after I couldn't get back to it. Instead I had the one where I showed up to some business meeting with no pants on. I bet I left them at that vampire's house. Don't you hate that? By the way, if you're not watching True Blood you're totally missing out. Watch it. Listen to me. I know what's best for you.
Speaking of knowing what's best for you, I have a little bit of news. I have joined forces with two highly talented bloggers-one being the hysterically funny Dogette from Two Nervous Dogs- to help create another site. That's right. I've been invited to sit at the cool girl's lunch table. I will be co-authoring on an advice blog! Yes, you read that correctly. We will be advising people on how to lead their lives. From childcare to relationships to moral issues, we will tell you what to do. Like "Dear Abby" but with better hair. I'll let your mind wrap around this for a second. You can email us your problems and we'll tell you how to fix them. I promise I won't just tell you to stab everyone, even though that is a cure-all. We're not experts, but we like to play them on the Internet. Satirical fun will be had by all. I'll let you all know when the site opens (it will be soon). But if you'd like to email any of your problems to me now, feel free, and they'll be answered on that site.
Oh, and here's a photo I found on my hard drive that I had forgotten about. It kind of ties in with this entry and the one about me going to Hell. Here's Jesus giving advice.
Comments
OMG....I cant wait....
Posted by: Doni | November 27, 2009 10:20 PM Comment:1
This is gonna be good.
Posted by: Schrodinger's Other Cat | November 28, 2009 12:18 AM Comment:2
YAY! I bet it will be hysterical! I can only imagine what advice will be given! lol
Posted by: Jennifer | November 28, 2009 05:24 AM Comment:3
I think the earth just slipped off its axis. This is one of the "signs" people talk about, right?
Finally I will get to add another worthy site to my favorites.
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | November 28, 2009 11:52 AM Comment:4
squirrel
Posted by: patti | November 28, 2009 11:59 AM Comment:5
Congratulations! I know you are good at giving advice. Look how well adjusted I turned out!
Love you!
Edit- That's because you never took it! Love Ya back! ~Laura
Posted by: Gargs the Validator | November 28, 2009 01:37 PM Comment:6
Greetings O Great and Powerful Wizard of Blogdom. I hear you are to be revered. I am one of Dogette's lesser minions. You may choose to ignore me, for I am but a lame blogger posing amongst the truly great.
I have a life outside of my blog, which makes me sad, because I miss good stuff like this and then have to ignore my family and work to binge on a feast of old blog posts in order to catch up.
Yet, when called upon by Dogette, I respond. Usually. Sometimes. Unless, of course, something snarky, or shiny or distracts me.
So I have a question. What is this deal with people and vampires? Just the other day I was killing time at work and saw a stupid society article where they surveyed readers to ask if it was okay to date a vampire. WTF?
Posted by: Janie Jones | November 28, 2009 03:09 PM Comment:7
squirrel
Posted by: dogette | November 28, 2009 05:59 PM Comment:8
I have been one of those avid True Blooders since it came out. Jason Stackhouse aka Ryan Kwantain is a fabulous specimen of a man. Glad you hopped on board the Sookie Stack house train.
Posted by: Duane | November 28, 2009 06:19 PM Comment:9
Oh gosh, is the world ready for another blog by you AND Dogette? Holio for the cripes sake, as they say in Minnesota. Jeepers! I'll be waiting for that!
True Blood is the best. Once you start watching it, you get hooked!
Posted by: Pat | November 28, 2009 08:17 PM Comment:10
As long as it involves stabbing more people, I'm in!
And true blood totally rocks. For a less vampire sex/porn vibe, you should check out Vampire Diaries. Ian Somerhalder (sp) totally rocks.
Posted by: Lex | November 28, 2009 08:23 PM Comment:11
Cannot wait!!!
Posted by: Oddybobo | November 29, 2009 05:33 PM Comment:12
You, Dogette, and another doing a blog/advice site.
This is gonna be Fun !
I LOVE True Blood !
Haven't missed one yet and have the 2nd season on pre-order at amazon.
Posted by: SB Smith | November 29, 2009 07:57 PM Comment:13
Your post about going to hell to be with the critters has had a profound effect on my life already -- I see a lot of carnage on my way to town and back, and now it all gets a Laura blessing by proxy. I hope the headless deer on rte 20 shows up in one piece. Maybe you could give us advice on that, too -- dos and don'ts for blessing road kill? I'm a complete noobhole, so I could really use some guidance.
Posted by: felicity | November 30, 2009 02:29 AM Comment:14