Maybe it's a good thing that I don't own a killer robot
because I can't even figure out my TiVo
Did you all realize that soon it will be 2010? Yes, 2010. Let that soak in for a minute. I don't know about you but when I was a kid most sci-fi movies about the future were set in that year. They had flying cars, complete meal capsules, travel to colonized planets, wore tight uniforms with go-go boots (the girls anyway-the men wore unitards). And of course they had my beloved killer robots.
Not only do we not have these things but we don't have any cures for major diseases. We can't teleport. We don't even have any holodecks to play in. Hell, we can't even make a cough syrup that tastes good. We don't have any of these things and guess what? We probably won't have them in any of our lifetimes. That's right. We'll never see these things. NEVER. And that pisses me off. And who do we blame you ask? The scientists? The government? Our educational system? Well, yes we can blame them to some small, tiny degree. But most of the blame belongs to this-
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We may not be able to teleport, but I'm happy as a clam that someone invented chocolate vodka.
Posted by: Jim - PRS | November 24, 2009 08:45 PM Comment:1
I blame the French, just because.
Posted by: Dave Merriman | November 24, 2009 08:56 PM Comment:2
Hahahahaha I knew it had to be her fault. Say? Isn't it about time for George to ditch her? He doesn't stay with any girl for very long. Except when you and him get together I am sure it will be forever.
Posted by: Barb T | November 25, 2009 12:12 AM Comment:3
I burnt my finger on the oven rack the other day and I KNOW that bitch is to blame!
That sound clip is SO something you would say. It made me LOL.
Posted by: Jennifer | November 25, 2009 07:09 AM Comment:4
That WHORE made the transmission in my truck go out last week.
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | November 25, 2009 07:16 AM Comment:5
When I was a kid the futuristic movies were set in the 1980s. Thank you, I'm very depressed now. I was very depressed in the 80s, too, because I realized that the "future" was all "that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it" and I didn't, unh unh, unh, unh, like it at all.
Posted by: dogette | November 25, 2009 08:25 AM Comment:6
I just wanted to tell you that I love your blog and you're funny as hell. Keep on keepin' on!
Posted by: Kimberly K. | November 25, 2009 12:57 PM Comment:7
Don't worry George is due to dump her anytime now!
Posted by: tuesday | November 25, 2009 05:58 PM Comment:8
Now I know who to point the finger at to blame. Yeah. That one.
Posted by: Pat | November 28, 2009 08:07 PM Comment:9