Totally random shit off of my hard drive
I was looking through my photos on my computer, attempting to organize them. By organize, I basically mean deleting the majority of them and stashing the rest in folders. Then I thought since I don't do the whole 'I Spy With My Little i' thing anymore (because I'm blog ADD or something) why not post some random stuff here? So that's what I decided to do.
This is what happens when I attempt to do more than cook bacon or boil water in a microwave. This was my steamed broccoli experiment. I didn't know it needed to be vented. I was actually flinching and expecting it to explode while I took the picture. But hey, isn't my plastic wrap pretty?
This is a Bigfoot cement statue that was for sale at the Farmers Market. This $60.00 statue sold a short time after I snapped this pic. Yes, it did.
Same business. I liked how he had his religious figures grouped together.
Not very appetizing is it?
A pic from my Hamsters are Murderous Assholes Series.
Embarrassing shit I make when I surf and find free image generators. What can I say? I'm retarded.
Out-take photos from Jack's holiday photo shoots, pre-Botox edition.
Some pirate dude I left off my Imaginary Boyfriend List by mistake. Better late than never, Nick.
Comments
What a great idea for a blog post. I need to go through my pics too. Then again, it'd really be like crazy bag lady showing you everything in her shopping cart -- "sorry I asked" -type stuff.
Posted by: dogette | November 18, 2009 11:31 PM Comment:1
You know there've been so many warnings about not letting the chemicals from plastic wrap drip onto your food after the plastic has gotten that hot, that even I stopped doing it. I put a plate over the dish or use the containers made specifically for microwaves. And Never heat Anything in a styrofoam container in a microwave !
More disgusting chemicals you don't need leech out of the styrofoam !
Ok, I'm done with the fear mongering.
Posted by: SB Smith | November 19, 2009 12:49 AM Comment:2
The ginger girl in the Kitty pics looks hot! She looks like someone famous. Melanie Griffith pre-plastic surgery?
Posted by: Gargs the Validator | November 19, 2009 01:47 AM Comment:3
dogette- Do it! Show us your shopping cart filled with beh-bey doll heads!
SB- As you can see from my microwave results I really never use plastic wrap. I think the whole dish freaked me out and I threw that out too. And I thought styrofoam would melt if you actually heated anything in it too. I've seen it get melty from really hot food.
Gargs- Eeek. Melanie IS retarded, oh but she did get Antonio Banderas- only my most FAVORITE name to say in the whole wide world. Antonio Ban-der-as!
Posted by: Laura | November 19, 2009 07:15 AM Comment:4
I had something wrapped like that explode in my microwave before! I enjoy these pics- you should do this more often. I miss the "I spy with my little i" series.
Posted by: jennifer | November 19, 2009 07:26 AM Comment:5
I thought it was a ufo, or maybe one of those shiny lawn balls and I was wondering where I could buy one for my mother.
Knowing it was broccoli and purple plastic wrap doesn't diminish the shiny factor any though. But it does preclude mom getting one. She can make her own broccoli lawn ball.
Posted by: Nicole | November 19, 2009 09:17 AM Comment:6
"...only my most FAVORITE name to say in the whole wide world. Antonio Ban-der-as!
How about Mandy Patinco? Who the hell names their boy Mandy Patinco? But I love saying it.
Or how about Yancy Thigpin (the football player)? What a name! I love saying YANCY THIGPIN!
Why, yes, I do lead and exciting life, don't I?
Posted by: jw | November 19, 2009 01:00 PM Comment:7
Bwhahahaha at the purple exploding microwave zit :D I like to put shiny shit in the microwave and watch the sparks fly. I think the cats are just jealous of the very pretty bird on the screen. As usual Jack wins by a whisker even with his wrinkles.
Posted by: alison | November 19, 2009 08:34 PM Comment:8
Re: broccoli/saran wrap in microwave oven - It looks like a science experiment to me. Did you call Bill Nye - the Science Guy?
Is Dick crabby because his pork got cut up by accident and put into the mix to be barbecued?
Posted by: pat | November 24, 2009 02:54 PM Comment:9