Bad Poetry Week - Entry Four
Call Me, George Clooney
A poem of obsession admiration by Laura
I knew it was you since the Facts of Life.
I dreamt that someday I might be your wife.I even carved your name in my arm with a knife.
Call me, George Clooney.
Then you played sexy Doug Ross on a show called ER.
Your career really took off, you became a big star.I built you a shrine, I don't think that's bizarre.Call me, George Clooney.
Then came all the movies, the list goes on for a mile.
Oh your sparkling eyes, that sexy ass smile.Around my neck I'd wear your blood in a vial.Call me, George Clooney.
They say that I need a psychological assessment.
Like drugs and therapy could be a replacement.When all I want is you locked in my basement.
Call me, George Clooney.
Comments
LOL! You'd think I'd learn by now not to be taking a drink of something when I read your blog. This is my favorite poem! It's even better than the ghetto cat with one good eye, and that's saying a lot! LOL!
Posted by: Jennifer | July 24, 2009 04:43 AM Comment:1
I laughed, I cried, I extended that restraining order.
Posted by: The Real George Clooney | July 24, 2009 04:47 AM Comment:2
You should really do this as a living. The humor writing, not the stalking. Though I am certain you'd be just as good at that.
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | July 24, 2009 05:29 AM Comment:3
This is the best bad poem yet. Scary, but still the best.
Posted by: Mark in IT | July 24, 2009 08:27 AM Comment:4
Laura has a tendency to take us to a dark world with her poetry. A sadistic landscape where few will admit they really want to go, but all end up going anyway. Her words are like bad Mexican food.. Taste really good at first but the ugly reality hits you in the middle of the night where you wake up screaming and sweating.. "THE BEST NEW BREAK OUT POET OF THIS GENERATION".. says Readers Digest
Posted by: Duane | July 24, 2009 10:32 AM Comment:5
FUNNY. AS. HELL.
Posted by: April | July 24, 2009 11:54 AM Comment:6
Somebody needs to send you a Clooney blow up doll, girlfriend.
(yes, it was tres funny, you wit)
Posted by: daphne | July 24, 2009 04:39 PM Comment:7
The best one yet! I don't think you're ready to be nominated to be the Poet Laureate, but keep trying.
I think you should send this to Georgie-boy. He just might like your sense of humor - or not!
Posted by: Pat | July 25, 2009 09:49 AM Comment:8
Thanks everyone. I tried to hide the crazy as best I could : )
The Real George Clooney- that cracked me up.
Duane- I can't help it if I don't like to travel alone.
Daphne- I will email you a mailing address. I'll get a bicycle tire pump and a patch kit- cause I like it rough.
Posted by: Laura | July 27, 2009 12:39 PM Comment:9
So, did he fuckin' CALL or what? Don't leave me hanging.
Posted by: dogette | September 3, 2009 06:31 PM Comment:10