Go out and buy these
Because I like to recommend things and I know what's best for everyone.
Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai Tea. The only tea I will drink, because it's mostly soy and doesn't taste like tea.
Rondele Cheddar and Horseradish Cheese Spread. Yum. Yum.
True story- I had to photoshop cat hair off the Chai tea bottle.
Oh, and I see that I have a lot of interest in my new career of choking wankers for a fee. I might have to go mobile. Start with one, then as the business grows perhaps have a whole fleet of unmarked vans across the USA. Oh, dare to dream.
Comments
Ok that van sign made me laugh!
I've had that cheese spread- it's delish. I don't know if I'd like soy tea.
Posted by: Jennifer | June 9, 2009 04:42 AM Comment:1
You will be the Donald Trump of choking masturbaters, except with better hair.
Posted by: Joe the Blog Stalker | June 9, 2009 05:16 AM Comment:2
I have no hair to condition, and I honestly think soy needs to stay where God intended it to be.. in hamburgers, and if your business grows I would love to eventually apply since my Craigslist hookups no longer exist. Do you offer 401k?
Posted by: Duane | June 9, 2009 09:56 AM Comment:3
You all do know that is tea to drink, not hair conditioner right?
But I know I'd still have better hair than Trump even if I got it tangled up in a weed whacker.
Speaking of whacking...Duane, I am afraid I would not hire you because you'd be like those strippers that do "special favors" on the side with their customers for cash and my insurance premiums will be high enough. You know, with that whole 'you can accidently kill them' thing. I'm not paying to bail you out of jail for prostituting everytime I turn around. Plus I don't want to have to pimp slap you every other day.
I bet you hear that a lot from prospective employers.
Posted by: Laura | June 9, 2009 11:13 AM Comment:4
I so know why I thought the first thing was conditioner. I thought it said bathhouse farms, but alas my mind is constantly in the gutter. I still say soy should stay in hamburgers where it belongs
Posted by: Duane | June 10, 2009 12:05 AM Comment:5