Fetch My Flying Monkeys

George has no upper lip, Laura.

But I'm willing to come party in your little mud grotto, looks like a fine place to get faced on a full moon night. I'll bring a chicken.

psssttt....

"Whispering Eye"

That means vagina

And George Clooney = Gay

You two are just jealous, like Jose.
Daphne- How are your chickens? We need updates girl!

He's a hottie for sure. I freakin love that shrine! Too funny! Jose looks like he's having a beer.

I really think George is very good looking and I wish everyone would just stop saying the man is gay because he doesn't want to get married.

One of these days, that man is gonna call you up personally and tell you to stop posting his pics all over your blog. But then maybe you can bribe him or something.

I doubt very much that George is gay. He has been with some very hot women(Laura notwithstanding). Maybe he's scared of commitment? Maybe he just likes to be a player? He was married before.

But is he more like Danny Ocean, or Ulysses Everett McGill?

Jennifer, Tracy and Erik are my new best friends. And Erik - you are the only other person who knows this besides me, that George had been married before and not only that, he has a son. I read an article years ago- when he was just starting out, I wasn't obsessed as I am now with him : ) but he's from a town near my hometown. Anyway, in that article he talked about his divorce and his son. I'm thinking the son doesn't want any publicity.
Of course having been married, and having children doesn't mean a person isn't gay.. BUT HE IS NOT GAY and not only that HE HAS A PERFECT MOUTH!!!!

I hate to break this to you but George Clooney is actually Cary Grant. He's not only gay but he's also a zombie. Have a look!
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/11/10/cary-grant-totally-looks-like-george-clooney/

nickd,

I think that Laura has spoken her piece (ie: Penny Wharvey McGill) "I've spoken my piece and counted to three."

"She counted to three. Goddamit! She counted to three. Sonofabitch!"

Erik- I am so going to use that 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' quote from now on. Thanks for reminding me!
You heard me, you Sonsobitches!

To those that are taking this WAY too seriously, I hate to break the news to you.

You can be pretty and be gay.
You can be married and have a kid and be gay
You can be gay and afraid of commitment.
You can date hot women and be gay.
And Surprise! You can even have slept with women and be gay.

So on to the important issue. George is not gay, he may have experimented in his youth out behind the the gym, but he isn't gay.

But it won't stop me from telling Laura that every guy she likes is gay. I will hit on her boyfirend and I will sexually molest her straight friends, simply because I enjoy the abuse.

And Nick, I love you more each day, and not just because you pander to my causes. When you get tired of marrying women, I will meet you in Maine! I need the alimony.

"So on to the important issue. George is not gay, he may have experimented in his youth out behind the the gym, but he isn't gay." <---- that will be thrown back at you always when you tell me he's gay from now on. Oh, and we all know anyone can play the straight game and still be gay, but thanks for the confirmation.

You are welcome to sexually harrass all my straight male friends. You might get lucky one day. But you have to ask yourself, "Is it me they really want or all my stockpiled government cheese?"

Gargs, make no mistake I'm already tired of marrying women. I said marrying, let's be clear. And the prospect of alimony is a non-issue since my finances are currently in palliative care. Having said that though, Maine sounds nice. I'm curious about the government cheese. BTW I like that we use Laura's blog as our mail tool.

If I move to the States I'll come over and erect a David Beckham mud shrine next to your George shrine. Because guess what.....yup ...their birthdays are only days apart. We can share helmets, mud and everything (that sounds wrong?)

I don't thinks she minds, she only introduces me to the friends she thinks I won't offend. She is texting me right now telling me that you responded. It is like having a human Outlook.

Nick and Gargs- Get a room. Seriously though, chat all you want in here.
Alison- OMG... Beckham is a dream too. Yes, we can do voodoo, er I mean, umm... build BBQ's in their honor.

Beck is gay. Dude, seriously, that ain't no lie. He is gayer than Duhv and that is really really gay.

Gargs, I appreciate your fine eye for the male form, Lord knows I peruse your treasure trove enough.

Your list is spot on, but George is way below Laura's tunnel of love. She deserves much more than a thin lipped midget as a sex god of love.

Any Spartan in the movie 300 would be a better fit for this smart ass, ginger headed vixen.

Or we just plug in J. He kinda' rules.

Oooo... So you are the one I am pandering to when I post the fine male form. I was posting them for a friend who was going through some Middle Eastern Phase. Laura told me that someone else was reading the blog for the pictures so I just kept at it.

Are there any requests? Any specific type you would like to see?

And J is the perfect match for Laura. He keeps her from going all postal on crazy people who keep the office too hot.

Oh and here is my favorite new link.

http://www.bittenstore.com/site/945873/product/JHB