I constantly keep one of those mint tins that my friend brought me back from Vegas in my pocket at work now. It’s comforting to know that when the time comes and I’m called on the carpet about one of my antics, because well, we all know that one day I will be, I won’t be stuttering and stammering for a retort. No. [...]
My favorite phone conversations with J are the ones where I purposely go full retard on him. I wish I could somehow convey his total exasperation, then his sigh of resignation just before he hangs up on me. Good times, good times. Anyway, this phone conversation took place yesterday, when I was telling him about a trip I once took [...]
If I ever get any time when I’m not either working or trying to kill myself by falling off of ladders, I might start blogging again. I’m fine, but my back hurts like hell. I’m not sure, but I think a kidney exploded on impact, and maybe even my spleen. Fuck, I don’t know, all I [...]
The conversation I imagine that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those tickets:
The actual conversation that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those [...]
