I’m starting a new series on here called “Conversations With My Pets” because some of my best conversations are with my pets. Don’t worry, my “series” usually only appear once, sometimes twice, and then are abandoned faster than a pair of panties out a car window on prom night.
I was peeing this morning in the bathroom with [...]
I started sleeping on the couch a few weeks ago when I hurt my back and now my back is better and I’m still sleeping on the couch because it’s comfy and I’ve gotten too damned lazy to walk to my bedroom after watching DVR’ed episodes of Teen Mom 2. Okay truth be told, I’m still [...]
I had a headache all day and just a little while ago I found a pill in the bottom of my purse and I took it even though I have no idea what kind of pill it was. I’m pretty certain it’s been in there for over a year, so if its something bad it [...]
This past weekend I rented the latest Twilight movie “Breaking Dawn: Part 1″ because it had just released for rental and I refuse to go to a theater full of thirteen year old girls to watch it. Now listen, I know these movies are shit. The story is crap, the acting is crap, the special effects are [...]
