- There's a hole in my soul that can only be filled with a
pet baby goat...oh, and a bacon sandwich as big as my
head
- Visit the asylum for a side dish of crazy and bring some
bread and mayo- I still got bacon leftover from the
apocalypse!
- Another perfect crime foiled due to a lack of research
- I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me
if I saw George and his "date" at the Oscars. All I can
say is someone needs some WHORE intervention. And
by someone, I mean you George Clooney.
- I have more apocalypse plans than I have retirement
plans, as a matter of fact, an end-of-the-world
apocalypse IS my retirement plan
- Goats are notorious for photobombing so they don't
allow them at the Oscars
- Operation Rubbing It In Their Faces: New York Edition
- I would sell my soul for a decent night's sleep but I
already sold it to Steve Jobs for my iPhone because he
had enough livers already in storage
- It seems I am only making lists lately, so in order to
give you some variety, I have switched from numbers
to bullet points. You're welcome.
- In an attempt to rehabilitate my violent ways, I have
decided that instead of making a Stab List, I would
make a list about my second favorite thing- making
money
- I gave someone at work money for chili then I found
out it was for Chile, so I ended up with no lunch AND
no money so I made my own chili for dinner
- I was doing my taxes and looking for deductions when
I found this website, now Uncle Sam owes ME money
and I'm sharing it so that breeders out there will stop
having ugly babies
- Maybe if they had goat cart racing in the Olympics I'd
watch it
- Operation Rubbing It In Their Faces: Part 2
- I don't want to spoil the surprise, but there will be a
Velveeta fountain at my fancy cement pond party
- I have a fever, and the only prescription is more
cowbell
goats
- J is constantly giving me career advice with lots of
different choices, unlike my high school guidance
counselor who, after I took my aptitude test, suggested
only sniper or DMV worker
- What do pygmy goats, a rabid dog and George Clooney
have in common? They are all on my list of randomness
and are all awesome
- It's probably just a matter of time before someone
stabs ME, so I am leaving a list here for the authorities
- People who "unfriend" me on Facebook suck and need
to be stabbed
- Here's a pic of Jack in his Mardi Gras beads looking all
festive and shit, and by festive, I mean drunk- which of
course, he isn't because I would never give up any of
my booze
- I would like to apologize in advance for all the children
in the videos, try just to focus on the dinosaurs and for
all that is holy, keep your sound turned down!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONI!
- South Carolina Snowpocalypse Final Update
(Yes! More photos!)
- J GAVE ME SYPHILIS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
- South Carolina Snowpocalypse Update
- Breaking News: Snowpocalypse Hits South Carolina!
- If you stood way back, tilted your head to the side and
squint your eyes, some of these men aren't half bad-
okay, and you have to be really, really drunk too,
perhaps maybe even possibly unconscious
- More career advice
- Most people who have nothing to say would just stay
quiet, but not me, I post random crap because A-Listers
need constant attention
- Some people admit to their weird behavior in hopes
of finding others who do the same things, I admit to
things because I'm an Attention Whore A-List Blogger
and I won't post pictures of my boobs
- When urbaning it is sometimes best to stop while
you're ahead
- A-List Bloggers don't blog on the weekends because
they want you to think they have an exciting, fun-filled
life, but I can't pull that kind of shit because you all
know me too well
- Although I am now an A-List Blogger, I will never
forget my roots, and those roots involve mostly
wanting to stab people and things
- My day in song
- A-List Bloggers do not blog every day but will post
a cool photo to keep you entertained while they go
work on their book deal
- A-List Bloggers are puppeteers who laugh and say
things to themselves like "Dance monkey people!
Dance!" after they hit publish or maybe that's just me
- A-List Bloggers will tell you they suffer from depression
or some other treatable psychological condition hoping
you can relate to them, but they omit the fact that they
are just plain batshit crazy
- February is "A-List Blog Month", and this is an A-List
Blog, so I think you're supposed to bow or curtsey
or something
- The Winner of the Final Craptastic Giveaway
- If I should disappear off the Internets, someone please
tell George Clooney I loved him so and I forgave him
his WHORES, though he should have known better than
to date such nasty skanks
- I am interrupting Attention Whore Month to bring you
an update on Crazy Betty, but then I bring it right
back to ME, so don't worry
- I'm going to take this Attention Whore thing to a
whole 'nother level and post a pet video, I think
that promotes me to Attention Call Girl
- We'd better stock up on powdered potatoes and
Vienna Sausages because apparently the plan is
to starve us out
- I've thought about seeing someone about my anger
issues but I know I will just end up wanting to stab
them and my Stab Lists are long enough as it is
- I wasn't here blogging because I was super, super
busy doing very, very important things which basically
means the liquor store had gin on sale
- A symptom of rabies is using a lot of CAPS because
CAPS is like foaming at the mouth on the Internet
- I always thought I was a "people person" until J
explained to me that that didn't mean a person that
wanted to stab most people, so I took it off of my
resume
- Dammit, everytime I turn around there's another
career path I should have chosen
- I am continuing your education even though it's
throwing me into the express lane to Hell. It's like
I'm a martyr. You're welcome.
- And the second winner of cool crap is...
- This is kind of a wrap up of the week but not really
because it's just random shit to get attention because
that's what I do
- China wants me to be a hooker so now I have
to go get some shoes
- I'd get a pair of hooker shoes but I'm afraid of
heights, well actually I'm afraid of falling, and VD,
oh, and spiders, and spiders with VD
- What's worse than someone telling you about the
dream they had? Them saying you were in it just
to try to get you interested.
- I used to think that we all could get along, that
everyone could live in perfect harmony but then
I started following the dosage directions on the
Nyquil bottle
- The Chinese are either really bad liars or are really
good ass-kissers
- And the first winner of cool crap is...
- In keeping with being an Attention Whore, here's a pic
of Thelma to entertain you while I prepare my house
for below freezing temps tonight- and by "preparing
my house" I mean drinking gin and watching Fight Club
- Special Early Morning Weather Update!
S.O.S (Save Our Skin)
- The end is near because snow flurries will be arriving
tonight but instead of buying all the milk and bread I
can carry, I am here promoting Attention Whore Month-
You're welcome
- I am doing this entry so that I can get a ton of
comments from people wanting my crap and also
because the news told me I am going to die Thursday
because we are going to have snow flurries
- Don't ever say I never gave you anything...
well, I guess you still can if Jack swallows your name
- More career advice from J
- People who ask me if there's ever a time I have no
one to put on my Stab List are automatically added,
so the answer is "no"
- I've basically stopped blogging on weekends because
you people ignore me, but I wanted to show my
action-packed Saturday morning and make the few
of you that do come by all jealous and shit
- I really do think we will all get everything we ever
hoped for in 2010, but remember, I'm kind of
delusional with stalker tendencies, so you can't rely
on anything I say. Happy New Year Everyone!
- Everyone does a New Year's Resolutions list and most
start out with losing weight and exercising more, but
that's just the beer and Cheetos mixing with the fat
cells talking and I've learned to ignore THAT voice
- I think the ski mask I found in her litterbox was my
first clue
- Just when you thought my Stab Lists couldn't get any
better, what do I do? Add action pics and more
cursing that's what!
- For someone who is on my Stab List every other week,
what the hell was he thinking?
- Sure, gold, frankincense and myrrh are pretty cool,
but Mary will like mine best
- Merry Christmas Eve Eve
- I always seem to miss my calling
- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in
the Internets...
- If the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future
were to visit me, I would stab them and then go back
to sleep
- This probably won't end well, but what the hell
- Nine more days left to humiliate the pets with
holiday photos
- A friend will help you pick out a new dress,
a REAL friend will help you pick out new body parts
- In lieu of a Stab List I've been forced to think about a
different career path, where hopefully both can be
combined
- I finally put up my Christmas tree
- There is nothing better than receiving a box of goodies
in the mail, unless George Clooney was delivering it in
the nude of course
- You would think that being couch-ridden and sick
would make me less stabby, but you would be so
very, very wrong
- The Day The Gorgeous UPS Guy Delivered My New
Desk Chair-A Love Story
- It's not you, it's me
- I'm all Martha Fuckin' Stewart up in here minus the
bad hair and the whole ex-con thing, oh and the multi-
million dollar empire- but I got that bitchy thing going
on
- It's never too early to start humiliating your pets
with holiday photos
- When my life flashes before my eyes, why is it I see
myself captaining the Starship Enterprise when I'm
pretty certain that never happened?
- Everything I know about rabies I learned from the
Internet, and that pretty much makes me a scientist
- I am sticking to the true meaning of Christmas this
year, which of course is Jesus, and I like sending my
cards out on the first of December, so here you go-
- Coming up with new ways to hide evidence is hard,
but it's fun to imagine the look on the bell-ringing
Santa's face when I donate a bloody sock full of
quarters
- It's like winning an Oscar before the movie you're in
is even released
- An important announcement accompanied by vampires
and Jesus just like most of my announcements are
except when they're accompanied by werewolves and
Satan and sometimes clowns
- I once told my mother that I would rather go to Hell
than Heaven, I think with this entry I may have just
purchased my ticket
- Maybe it's a good thing that I don't own a killer robot
because I can't even figure out my TiVo
- Some people would argue that making a stab list every
week isn't what a normal person would do and they're
right, it's what an awesome person would do
- I'm not saying I have world domination plans, but if
I did this is exactly what I would be doing
- Totally random shit off of my hard drive
- What's sadder than two grown women giddy about
the new teen angst vampire movie? Nothing.
- Thelma is still maintaining her innocence in the
attempted murder of Jack but today I found her
passport hidden behind the fridge so I know she
knows we're onto her
- It's like 101 Dalmatians except there's no dalmations
or dalmation puppies and we're not in London but
there is a Cruella DeVil kind of or maybe it's more
like Silence of the Lambs with hairballs
- It's audience participation time even though you are
all too busy with your social gatherings on weekends
to take my crappy poll
- At one point I thought I heard Jesus calling me home,
but it was just a hospital clerk wanting my insurance
information
- I think I need to go to rehab for my addiction to charts
and graphs, oh and that whole stabbing thing
- In a perfect world there would be no Stab Lists and
I would be with George Clooney laughing at all the
simple people with their problems while sipping
champagne on his yacht
- Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.
- Fuck Yeah!
- I think these people all need to go look at the
Lexus LFA, because if that doesn't have Laura all
over it I don't know what does
- My rabies won't let me think of a witty title for this post
but if I was feeling better I am pretty sure it would
have been brilliant
- Crazy Ass Neighbor Update
- If you saw me out in public I would appear completely
calm and normal, you'd never know that the music
from the shower scene in Psycho plays on a constant
loop inside my head
- I like making late Sunday entries so that you all will
have something to read Monday morning. If you
read this late Sunday then your Monday is just
going to suck now isn't it?
- Happy Halloween
- The Fetch My Flying Monkeys Ultimate Zombie
Apocalypse Survival Chainsaw Giveaway Winner
- I know everyone is out watching the new Michael
Jackson movie so I am just going to post a few of
my Twitter series, which pales in comparison to
moonwalking but what the hell
- This is kind of a ranting PSA, but I want you to also
notice how often I work into entries that I own an
iPhone because us iPhone users are douchey that way
- Someone requested a list of all of my imaginary
boyfriends but that list would be too long so I
shortened it to the top ten, enough to prove
I am an imaginary WHORE
- Sometimes I think only assassins get complete
satisfaction from their jobs...oh, and snipers
- I hope the authorities never find my Stab Lists if
anyone on them is ever actually stabbed, but if
they do and I go to prison I will still make them
but will call them Shank Lists
- Someone needs to warn people about all the murderous
asshole animals and I guess that someone is me
- I have broadened my classroom to Twitter since
most of you people have abandoned me on the
weekends
- Everyone is out partying and having a good Friday night
so it doesn't really matter that all I am posting is
a funny pic while tears of boredom drop into
my keyboard
- Now I shall annoy you with pictures from the State
Fair and call it an entry because I ate fair food
and my rabies came out of remission
- More charts and graphs to remind you how annoying
I can be and I made them larger because two Special
Ed students requested them that way
- The Fetch My Flying Monkeys Ultimate Zombie
Apocalypse Survival Chainsaw Giveaway
* Edit-GIVEAWAY CLOSED
- It's not that I am violent, it's just that most of the
world deserves to be stabbed
- This ENGAGING graphic is called a "teaser"
- The French have better shipping boxes than we do,
also I have to venture into Baby World aka "Hell"
and Steve Jobs is still a thief
- I have very important things to do tonight like open
packages from France and watch horror movies, so
I am leaving you with an ENGAGING graphic
- If I were to write my memoirs it would just be page
after page of doodles of me in knife fights with
curse bubbles over my head
- I've run through my entire gamut of emotions today
and I have pie charts to prove it
- It's like I'm homeschooling with all these charts and
graphs and facts except I don't get the satisfaction
of whaling on your asses when you act up in class
- One day soon I will be making "Who I Will Not Stab"
lists because they will be shorter
- This will probably be his last "Audition Photo Session"
because he's out of wigs and this means I'll have to
start coming up with real content for my blog or
maybe I'll just start dressing up the cats
- I slept so much today I thought I had bedsores,
but those just turned out to be crushed Cheetos
- Kanye wants his prize
- Goddamn, that's a pretty fucking good milkshake.
Told you.
I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty
fucking good.
- Sometimes I like to put my crazy on display because
it makes being crazy kind of fun and it also eases
the pain of being called crazy
- If only stupid people lost their jobs, this recession
wouldn't be half bad
- I threaten them with time-out but they just scoff at me
then plot to murder me in my sleep
- There is no photo to educate or engage you because
I almost died today and while this might make most
people appreciate life more it just makes me stabby
and also my Photoshop has rabies
- If this doesn't get him an audition,
he's headed for Roman Polanski's hot tub
- I know my blogging isn't always engaging for my
readers sometimes, and I may seem a little crazy
sometimes, but by God I'm consistent sometimes
- Weekend blogging is like saving orphans from a burning
building only better because there's no children involved
or burning buildings
- If I had a fleet of flying monkeys at my command
the world would be covered in human "stuffing"
- Sometimes when I am at work I wonder what I would
do if a disgruntled worker came in with a gun. Would I
hide under my desk or point people out for them?
- My lists are shorter not because there are fewer
people I want to stab but because I am getting
lazier at making lists
- When you blog and comment on other blogs on the
weekends you are justly rewarded with smugness
- A second Sunday entry because I don't go around
pretending my weekends are just like a commercial
for a cruise line
- Steve Jobs is stealing from me and when I prove it
I am going to slap that new liver right out of him
- I love my iPhone so much that I even thought about
taking it to Kmart for portraits like those women do
with their kids
- If I had to walk around with a goat's ass on my head
I wouldn't want my picture taken let alone put on
a blog, so it's a good thing that's not me
- If he sends me a "How to Win Friends and Influence
People" brochure I'm going to stab him
- I'm hoping it will take down zombies too when
(not if) the apocalypse comes but more than likely
it will energize them like that bunny
- I wish I had had an alligator to ride to school 'cause
that would have been pretty bad ass, but then again
it's all fun and games until someone goes missing
a limb
- Sometimes just trying to think up an entry title
makes me want to stab someone
- One step closer to Hollywood;
one step closer to George Clooney
- If I am found dead in my bed with kitty litter on my
cheek, please give this entry to the authorities because
someone needs to stop him before he kills again
- Because entry titles show up on search engines-
CALL ME, GEORGE CLOONEY
- I saw Kanye at the Greek Festival today
- Because Google is my diagnostician
- Crazy Ass Neighbor Watch 2009 Continues
- Let's have some fun this beat is sick,
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
- I would train them to help me take over the world if
all I needed was an army that eats, poops,
and barfs up hairballs
- Because people need to stop acting like they
have better things to do than blog on weekends
- Proof that the men always wanted and feared me
- A blurb with a copious amount of quotation marks
and the word "fuck"
- Crazy Ass Neighbor Watch 2009
- They say that if you're attacked by a bear you should
stay very still. Chester likes it that way.
- I totally freaked out the bagger at the grocery store.
And no, I did not show him my boobs. This time.
And if you followed me on Twitter you would have
already been intrigued. Just saying.
- Week in Photos : What I Learned
- When I say cooter I am referring to a cooter turtle-
sometimes, but not really
- Why do the homeless men on the street corner
downtown look at me like a pint of Mad Dog 20/20
and a fried bologna sandwich when I walk by?
- I was told it was not leprosy, but there's still an
outside chance I have rabies or maybe lupus,
actually it's a follow-up so the doc can get
another co-pay
- The psycho suburb of Mr. Roger's neighborhood
- Catch the rainbow
- Calling all iPhone users
- Here's another list because I am busy talking to
contractors about hardwood floors, tile, granite
countertops, and skylights
- Are we at war with England again?
- Actual things I thought today and here's a picture
of a flower and butterfly that I took yesterday
because I like to do entries with pictures
- What would Jesus do? Drink wine of course!
- Hoot, hoot **KA-BLAM**
- Maybe I should take up basket weaving
- If I can't get any followers on Twitter
how the hell am I going to take over the world?
- If George Clooney recorded one of these,
I'd still be driving around in circles stopping
only for gas, Slim Jims, and Big Gulps
- Songs in the Key of My Life
- I was instructed I had to write this entry because I was
not to leave my three readers wondering if I
was going to die and they could collect the
insurance they took out on me
Ha! Ha! You lose! (for now anyway)
- 10 people I've thought about stabbing this week
and it's only Monday
- I saw my dermatologist today
- I'm not upset
I am not upset
I swear I am not upset
I'm cool with it
I AM NOT UPSET
- It's not a tumor
- When I'm up to no good I wear my velvet tracksuit
- Happy Friendship Day Part 2
- Happy Friendship Day, Internets
Now fuck Off
- Deja Vu - Bad Poetry for you
- Because I know what's best
- Bad Poetry Week - Entry Five
- Bad Poetry Week - Entry Four
- Bad Poetry Week - Entry Three
- Bad Poetry Week - Entry Two
- Bad Poetry Week - Entry One
- Programs/movies I will watch no matter how bad
they are
- If I had a parakeet he would cook it and serve it to me
- I did not do this
- My week in photos
- Someone finally caught and killed the grasshopper
that was in my car
- I should sell him to North Korea
- Completely not related to the Fourth of July holiday
except that there would be fireworks involved
- Big Headed Baby Sez...
- It's not easy being cheesy
- Taking stalking to a whole nother level
- Confessions
- My favorite things this week so far
- My least favorite things this week so far
- Once, twice, three times a lady
- With friends and family like this
who needs me enemies?
- I spy with my little i- Grocery Store Junk Edition
- Yo VIP, let's kick it
- At least Freddie Kruger hasn't made
an appearance...YET
- The end is near, people!
Grab your machetes and rolled-up newspaper!
- There are no atheists in foxholes or my car
- MIA
- Animal Farm - The Musical
- The first ad
- Go out and buy these
- Career opportunity
- Things lost
- Two Cats- Free To A
Good Home
- Enough with the monkeys already
- The Devil came down to
Georgia South Carolina
- Actual things I thought today
- Name the monkey
- Go rent, buy, or steal this movie this weekend
- Because...
- Soon he'll stop taking my calls
- Satan's Big Boat Ride or
Why the UN threw away my resume for translator or
Why the hell is this story so long?
- I got a package from England!
- A sympathetic ear
- I spy with my little i-
The Unabridged Circle of Life Edition
- Mr. Man's Summer Fashion Show
- And the winners are:
- Jesus Christ, will this Zombie Survival Giveaway
ever end?
- My future's so bright I gotta wear SPF40
or buy a silencer
- Happy Birthday Boo
- Oh God, now that song is in my head
- THE GIVEAWAY
*UPDATE- Closed
- Wash your damn hands people
- I got a fever and the only prescription is
see a psychiatrist more cowbell!
- Laura, what do you think about this swine flu hoopla?
- Q and A Part Three
A barrage of questions
- Q and A Part Two
Zombie George
- Q and A Part One
- Being analyzed
- Upcoming celebration
- Now I understand the whole murder/suicide thingy
- How Marlin Perkins fucked me up
- Move over, Dr. Spock
- Back to "normal" later
- Don't eat too many peeps
- It has begun
*EDITED to show Zombie Survival Test result
- A surprise package
- Mick Jagger is a liar
- Move over, Martin Scorsese
- Take my awesome poll
- I should be arrested for this
- Put your pants on, there's zombies to kill
- Candy O.D.
- I'm a winner and you're not
- The first peen I'd ever seen
(Hey! Im a poet!)
- Job review
- Mothers, lock up your sons
- Don't be jealous
- I spy with my little i
- Love these commercials
- Do NOT go towards the light
- Cats away, mice will play
- And the beat goes on
- The end will probably start like this...
- Destined for a grander fate (hopefully)
- The other white meat
- My sophisticated palate and coulrophobia
- ...and then I saw a shrub shaped like a dick
- Don't make me go Mr. T on yo ass
(at least for the next couple of weeks)
- Then later today I found three 6's on my scalp
- I was virtually violated for this entry
- Being taken way too seriously
- Happy Mardi Gras
- My childhood was a Stephen King novel
- Unbeweavable
- This made me laugh last night
- A typical weekday
- Valentine's Day Revisited
- Happy VD
- I know the camera never lies,
perhaps that's the problem
- Intermission
- What made me laugh today
- Free shit
- It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
the hose again
- Sleeping in a bed of crazy
- Snippet of a conversation today
- This made me laugh
- Sushi Sunday
- Told you He liked me best
*UPDATE
- Just because things are possible
doesn't mean they should be done
*UPDATE*
- I recommend things
- Rainbows make me hurl and pink ruffles give me
cramps
- Apocolypse Now
- The end is near
- They say there's someone for everyone-
somehow that makes it worse
- Hare today, gone tomorrow
- Is it better to be loved or feared?
- Charity of my choice
- The New Adventures of Old Christine
- Getting my ticket punched on the Train of Terror
- I bet I know how the dog got
the spinal cord injury
- Another recommendation
- Defending my love
- Regrets, I've had a few;
but you're not one of them GEORGE CLOONEY
- I'm like a white Oprah
- Words to live by
- Merry Christmas
- You knew this was coming
- I've been tagged
- Christmas Eve Eve
- I wonder if they have a 401K
- Beware, I now have a voodoo doll
and I know how to use it
- Hannah Garman wants Christmas cards for Christmas
- Photo Challenge- Things In Your Yard
- Q and A Time
- Sheldon's Christmas Gift
- I want to beat the shit out of these people
- I haz an addickshun to krap
- Brokeback Broyhill
- Photo Challenge- Scary Christmas Decorations
- Going green
- Jessie and Agatha
- One of life's lessons
- Scurvy Party 2008
- Admitting you have a problem is the first step
- Get your laugh on
- J's concern about my soul
- Happy Thanksgiving
- I should be a Sunday School teacher
- A day at the museum
- Candygram....
- I spy with my little i- Lunch Time Walk
- GEORGE CLOONEY
- Photo Challenge- One of the Scariest Things You Own
- Maybe it's their way of downsizing
- Practicing safe showering
- When did I turn into such a wuss?
- Recommendations for the non-Amish
- Pretty soon I'll just be posting food pics
- It's that time again! I spy with my little i-
- Dear Shit Storm Trooper in Stall #4
- On bloat and gloat
- Votin', picture takin', and sweet distractions
- Sunday dinner was spectacular
- What's up, turkey butt?
- Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
- Your past comes back to taunt you
- When the Jesus Mafia came collecting
- Photo Challenge No.1--Your Refrigerator
- My name is Laura and I'm a Food Network zombie
- Finally able to talk about it
- The Golden Years
- When I'm left unsupervised and undermedicated
- Just in time for the election
- My Dream Tri-Knife Fightacular
- Marketing genius
- I'm not political but I love a good knife fight
- What the hell was I thinking?
- Wrong number
- Change of plans
- I spy with my little i - Random Montage Edition
- Attack of the miniature glow in the dark ZOMBIES!
- Oh shit. RUN!
- Halloween Photo Shoot
- This made me giggle
- Baseball get-offs
- Food worship
- My feelings on our country's financial situation
expressed in one photo
- Messing with Sasquatch
- Adding Scanners to my Netflix list
- Sundance.....it's only a matter of time
- I spy with my little i - Target Holiday Edition
- Arrrr, 'tis be Talk Like a Pirate Day you scurvy dogs
- Feeding my hypochondria
- Fan mail
- My luv it has a flava, and a discount price
- These are slammin'
- How to tell if you're in a southern grocery store
- Ike sucks. Let's hope I don't have to.
- While you are waiting
- Technical difficulties
- It's kind of like Cesar Millan meets Ozzy Osbourne
- This made me laugh
- Bring it on, Charmin's Mega Roll 6 pack is on sale
- I spy with my little i
- Dead Friend Duty expanded
- Dog Owners- Please click and read
- Blinded by the gold
- You can keep the towel
- Imaginationland
- Made in China
- The XXX Files
- Regaining composure
- Hallelujah!
- Dwight Schrute on How to Survive a Bear Attack
- Day 16- it's Sunday, but still no iPhone
- Day 15- still no iPhone
- Day 14- still no iPhone
- Get your damn hands off that gun you damn
dirty ape!
- It's like waiting for a donor heart, only more serious
- This is for J
- I think this played at my First Holy Communion
- He puts up with me anyway
- Live Action Shots- kind of, sort of, not really
- Getting Hosed
- Serenity now
- Win Tickets to China for the 2008 Olympics
- Once, twice, three times a lady
- Poster #4
- Double your pleasure, double your fun
- Make sure the obit reads "assassinated"
- Countdown
- I love me some Bobby Lee
- Touch me in places that make me feel uncomfortable,
please
- Smoke and mirrors
- A peek inside my world domination plan
- It's a hard-knock life
- It's official! I'm crazy!
- Using my blog fluff card
- My Few Rules of Friendship or
Why I Have Very Few Friends
- Sometimes it's harder to find your happy place
- Bon Appetit
- Yada, yada, then Beckham and his bulge
- Poster #3
- Going green and recycling
- Poster #2
- Developing my own posters
- At least the dude didn't look like a lady
- Yakety yak
- Fish Cam Beta Version
- The wait is over
- Fluffy Friday with dead possums
- Major train wreckage with stubble and highlights
- Monsters for effect
- I'll need street cred
- Montage Monday
- Crying his girlie man tears
- Conversations about conversations, oh, and cheating
- Sheer Randomness
- Gummy yummy
- They are ready for their closeup, Mr. DeMille
- Text messages saved on my phone, Vol 3
- Fish Nazi
- Kate and Gin at the Britain's Got Talent Finale
- One step closer
- Numb what?
- The count down begins
- Perhaps Tiny Tim was blasted by alien robots
- Until the villagers show up with their torches
- I smiled again today
- Doing it with style and a good hair cut
- "So You Think You Can Dance" returns
- Larger than life is just the right size
- Finally, a child I can relate to
- Where in the hell was the peyote?
- If you can't say something nice, blog it
- It is better to look good than to feel good, dahling
- Staying with the Mother's Day theme
- My early Mother's Day edition
- Early birthday delivery
- Note to self : NO MORE PETS
- Killer robots don't kill people,people who own killer robots kill people
- Fire bad, bullets okay
- Reconstruction continues
- Achy breaky icky
- Teach them well and let them lead the way
- Because this made me smile today
- All the world's a-twitter
- Ghost kids are almost as creepy as real ones
- Fight dirty, fight to win
- Cat dressing psychology
- My movie suggestion for the weekend
- I want to be a pusher
- The printed word
- Better, but boring living through chemistry
- Hey, don't blame me for the napalm
- An understanding
- Delivered at work
- Getting organized
- Licensed AND insured
- Happy Mardi Gras
- That's a lot of bull
- My apologizes
- Ahh, my greasy lover bacon
- I think I'm turning Japanese
- Workers comp forms and cc'ing the Vatican
- Here's to 2008 and collards
- What friends are for
- Happy Christmas Eve!
- Failed attempt #54
- Everyone but the rabbit goes to 'time out' right now!
- ?#@*&%!!
- All Hail Mister Splashy Pants!
- Rachael Ray ain't got nothing on me
- Marauding chickens and a sociopath donkey
- For Beth
- A deprived childhood
- Thar he blows!
- Giving thanks
- Circling catalogs the modern way
- Weird science
- Random road conversation
- Sweet seven pound eight ounce baby Jesus
- Hydrophobia can be your friend
- PETA would be pissed
- Dance, Monkeys, Dance
- Fall Delights
- LA Fashion Week Roadkill
- We will fry anything in the South
- A touching moment at Food Lion
- Never let me know your fears
- Yo quiero taco bell
- All my children
- Touched by crap
- On being spoon fed
- Something boring this way comes
- Jake Byrd makes a living doing this..lucky bastard
- Shiver me timbers, tis that time again
- Weapon of mass destruction
- Hearing lambs scream in Deutsch
- Dear Santa...
- Happy Labor Day!
- Sunday musings
- I recommend movies too
- Be afraid, be very afraid
- Jimmy Kimmel explains Miss Teen SC's idiot reply
- And she was third runner up!!!!
- Channeling Sissy Spacek
- The King and I
- Attempted murder or botched suicide attempt?
- Fashion Roadkill
- I got a fever, and the only prescription is more maracas
- The Trinity of Evil is now complete
- Keeping the crazy in and unmedicated
- Bad feedback equals conjugal visit from a man named
Snake
- No cats were harmed in the making of this post
- Having to wait pisses me off
- Creating a monster
- Giving away girl club secrets
- My name is Laura and I'm a crap tv addict
- Lucky seven seven oh seven
- iRack
- Holding the geek in me at bay
- My love of gadgets
- Beware of Dog
- So you think you can dance
- I think Satan wants his house back
- Falling in love
- Herman flashing his gang sign
- He does his little turn on the catwalk
- It's official, I'm a genius
- Rejecting your reality and replacing it with my own
- ShawSkank Redemption
- Everytime Paris cries an angel gets their wings
- Why children shouldn't be home schooled
- That has to be one of the worst jobs in the world
- Evicting dust bunny squatters
- My entry to lolcats
- Finally, a wine made specifically for me
- Save the whales and pass the kleenex
- My day was hosted by Rod Sterling
- A conversation I had with a co-worker today
- Next Christmas I am getting them motivational posters
- My birthday part deux
- Not being an outlaw isn't as much fun
- I be legal now
- Not because I need it
- Temporary insanity
- That's hot
- I'm the new match dot com
- Not wanting to become muscle bound
- Poor little rich girl
- Beats dinner and a movie anyday
- Happy, happy, joy, joy
- A blog is born
