Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

I need a haircut.

By Laura On September 14, 2015 · 12 Comments

12 Comments

12 Responses to I need a haircut.

Jess says:

September 14, 2015 at 4:48 pm

….and a shave. Avoid those quadruple blade thingies. They can cut a carotid faster than you can say “ouch”.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 14, 2015 at 4:51 pm
  
  That would hurt.
  
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  - Buttercup says:
    
    October 4, 2015 at 8:50 pm
    
    Not for long…
    
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kim says:

September 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm

what’s this!! you came back to us and no one told me?! what are those flying monkeys doing these days, slackers. glad you’re back lady, and glad your life is much better now without evil people to complain about to us send some of that luck my way.

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- kim says:
  
  September 20, 2015 at 8:34 pm
  
  sorry if that came out wrong, not complaining about the complaining but just that it seemed the bad stuff and venting was what fueled the blog and it’s a happy sad that you don’t need it now
  
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  - Laura says:
    
    September 22, 2015 at 11:55 am
    
    lol No, complaining like that is A- Okay. I thought FB would be easier, but the more I’m in there- the less I like that. Eventually I hope to just blog one day.
    
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    - Buttercup says:
      
      October 4, 2015 at 8:52 pm
      
      I totally get the Facebook thing. It IS easier, because you can just jot down a thought, but it is also BORING because it is mostly just meme shit that people share mindlessly. I want some MEAT! I’m not a goddamn vegetarian! Facebook is veggies; blogs are meat!
      
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      - Laura says:
        
        October 10, 2015 at 4:22 pm
        
        Then goddammit I’ll give you meat! (That’s what he said.) I do need to actually blog…
Mark12A says:

September 27, 2015 at 5:08 pm

Am I the only person on this side of the galaxy that doesn’t have a website?

Anyway, I don’t care about the dog. Oh, sure, cute yada yada.

I’m glad you’re back in the blogosphere. I was thinking maybe you had been abducted by aliens. I’m not making any jokes about anal probes.

Yet.

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- Laura says:
  
  October 10, 2015 at 4:23 pm
  
  Anal jokes aren’t funny…well. yes they are. but only if performed on someone else.
  
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Rick says:

September 28, 2015 at 8:20 pm

So glad you’re back. We’ve missed you.

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Ghost Rider 6 says:

November 5, 2015 at 1:15 am

Aww, that pup is so goddam cute it ought to be illegal.

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