Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I can't even pronounce half this shit, how in the hell did I type it in Amazon search? Gin must turn me into some kind of food scientist word genius.

This is what happens when you watch too much Food Network while drinking and have Amazon Prime on your iPhone all set up with your payment and shipping information. And this is just part of what I ordered last week. If pot ever gets legalized, I’m pretty certain I’ll be bankrupt within a month.


24 Responses to The Munchies.

  1. patti says:

    rendered duck fat?!

  2. Jena says:

    duck fat? you can buy it? gross. why doesnt it have a fat duck on it instead of fries?

    • Laura says:

      Apparently. And those are poutine. Get it right. LOL! No, I actually got it to make Duck Fat Roasted Potatoes. Everyone (and by everyone I mean THE FOOD NETWORK) says they are fantastic. I know you hate all foods so I won’t give you the recipe. lol

  3. Jan says:

    Don’t move here then, they just made MJ legal. I can’t *wait* to see how the idiocy shakes out…

  4. Jena says:

    You and Sean… so alike with the food channels. Yup, Im in the “I wish I didn’t have to eat” phase. it happens a lot in summer. I get tired of eating. Maybe I will go on a fast…lol

  5. SB Smith says:

    Well, bankrupt within a month, but you also might weigh 600 lbs. by that time, too !
    Not good, but understandable !

  6. Diana says:

    Did you know there is Sriracha mayonnaise? (It’s delicious.)

  7. LusherLaRue says:

    Aaaaahhhhh, the world is right again, the magnetic forces of the universe are aligned, and stories can once again end with “happily ever after” – you are blogging again. Of course, the “happily ever after” doesn’t apply to drunk iPhone food shopping. You must get the “hot munchies” judging by the amount of hot sauce you ordered. Don’t eat that stuff and exhale to close to your animals. Just sayin’.

  8. Whenever Joe gets up in the middle of the night and sees me with the TV on, the phone in my lap and a shit-eating grin on my face, he always asks: “What are we expecting from FedEx now?”

  9. Nicole says:

    Duck fat and tons of hot things… you must have been watching an interesting show.

  10. Alison says:

    I sure hope you like that hot sauce. Looks like you got an Armageddon’s worth.

  11. Rosie says:

    Is that hobo bait?

  12. Kansas says:

    I soooooooooooooooooooo miss your cooking !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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