I bet Eva Braun never straightened Hitler’s swastikas either.
About four or five nights a week J accompanies Bobo and me on our evening walk around my neighborhood. Tuesday evening all three of us were walking when I gave a little tug on Bobo’s leash to stop him. All three of us stopped as I reached down to straighten Bobo’s bandana that had somehow gotten twisted around with the end flipping up. The following is the exact conversation that followed.
J: “Oh my God, look at you fixing his bandana!”
J: “So, you’ve never fixed my collar. I know for a fact that you have let me walk around looking like Count Chocula. Tell me you haven’t.”
Me: “I haven’t, you lie!”
J: “Uh huh, sure I do. Just last week you let me walk around all day with my hair all messed up like Alfalfa. Now tell me you didn’t.”
Me: ”Well, okay, okay. But that shit is funny.”
J: “You are a terrible girlfriend.”
Me: “Aww, you know you don’t mean that.” *laughs silently as I look at the tag hanging out of the back of his shirt.*26 Comments
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Tell J jealousy is an ugly emotion. We all wish we were Bobo.
I tell him he’s jealous of all my animals! He gets mad. lol
Glad you’re back to blogging.
He is doing great! He’s basically retired and living the good life- sniffing cat butt as much as possible.
I have to confess that one time I let my J. walk around in a store with the left lower leg of his jeans hiked up on the side of the boot he was wearing…
LOL! See! It’s fun to see how long they’ll go oblivious to it all.
So glad that you’re back blogging.
Thanks! It’s good to be back.
Is J really is a vampire? Like a Nazi-Vampire, and that’s why he can’t look in the mirror and fix his hair and collar, himself?
I think he lets the ceiling fan dress him most days. LOL! Actually he won’t primp in a mirror. Always on the go.
Then he is ASKING FOR IT!!! lol
Dogs have no thumbs so you have to fix it for him. J can take care of himself…or not (if it’s real funny).
Bobo looks mighty handsome with a bandana.
He is a very handsome boy.
LOL! Poor J.
Oh, he’ll get over it. lol
Why do girls do that? My g/f would let me walk around with spinach in my teeth.
Because it’s funny!
LMAO! I let my bf go around with his collar popped too and don’t tell him. lol
Good times I say!
hey look the house with that crazy pool you linked to is for sale, I bet if we all go in on it we can buy a shed next door and befriend the new owners and get pool party invites http://www.century21.com/property/3152-e-canyon-rd-s-springville-ut-84663-CBR17704652
This is the company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am28owKluQ8 owned by the current homeowner http://www.utahcounty.gov/LandRecords/Abstract.asp?av_serial=46:367:0003 the company seems to be a bit of a ponzi scheme http://www.heraldextra.com/business/local/mower-out-at-trivani-foundation-after-state-settlement/article_96ca1cf8-0802-5515-aef1-14abfb9bf227.html which is too bad, sure is a pretty pool
I’m in. lol