Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

About four or five nights a week J accompanies Bobo and me on our evening walk around my neighborhood. Tuesday evening all three of us were walking when I gave a little tug on Bobo’s leash to stop him. All three of us stopped as I reached down to straighten Bobo’s bandana that had somehow gotten twisted around with the end flipping up. The following is the exact conversation that followed.

J: “Oh my God, look at you fixing his bandana!”

Me: “So?”

J: “So, you’ve never fixed my collar. I know for a fact that you have let me walk around looking like Count Chocula. Tell me you haven’t.”

Me: “I haven’t, you lie!”

J: “Uh huh, sure I do.  Just last week you let me walk around all day with my hair all messed up like Alfalfa. Now tell me you didn’t.”

Me: ”Well, okay, okay. But that shit is funny.”

J: “You are a terrible girlfriend.”

Me: “Aww, you know you don’t mean that.” *laughs silently as I look at the tag hanging out of the back of his shirt.*


26 Responses to I bet Eva Braun never straightened Hitler’s swastikas either.

  1. Jena says:

    Tell J jealousy is an ugly emotion. We all wish we were Bobo.

  2. Dan says:

    Glad you’re back to blogging.
    How’s Jack?

  3. SB Smith says:

    I have to confess that one time I let my J. walk around in a store with the left lower leg of his jeans hiked up on the side of the boot he was wearing…

  4. awarpedknitter says:

    So glad that you’re back blogging.

  5. Rosie says:

    Is J really is a vampire? Like a Nazi-Vampire, and that’s why he can’t look in the mirror and fix his hair and collar, himself?

  6. Glen says:

    Dogs have no thumbs so you have to fix it for him. J can take care of himself…or not (if it’s real funny).

  7. Jansen says:

    Bobo looks mighty handsome with a bandana.

  8. Jennifer says:

    LOL! Poor J.

  9. boredonthenet says:

    Why do girls do that? My g/f would let me walk around with spinach in my teeth.

  10. Samantha says:

    LMAO! I let my bf go around with his collar popped too and don’t tell him. lol

  11. kim says:

    hey look the house with that crazy pool you linked to is for sale, I bet if we all go in on it we can buy a shed next door and befriend the new owners and get pool party invites http://www.century21.com/property/3152-e-canyon-rd-s-springville-ut-84663-CBR17704652

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