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A while back, while watching the news at J’s mom’s house, a report on a house fire that tragically claimed something like six or seven children’s lives came on and after it was over J’s mom laid that gem out there. I thought it was genius. I’m thinking about embroidering it on a pillow.
I can’t imagine you embroidering a pillow. Not that it would be something I’d think you’re incapable of doing, but I don’t see how you’d have the time, with your constant effort to keep the streets free of hobos and hookers.
Then again, a little alcohol, some poor judgement and some determination helps people do things that seem out of character.
Six months’ blog vacation, eh? Hope you’ve got a hell of a tan from it. And now I see three posts in a row, bing bam boom. Don’t go pulling a muscle there, girl, take it easy!
Huh. I always figured it was best if the number of children did not out number the number of arms a woman has, so this rule fits in perfectly. However, dare I to suspect that failure to follow this rule is it’s own form of population control?
I believe I have injured myself laughing.
That’s the best kind of injury.
So J is an only child?
No. He has a brother. Evidently she felt she could handle two in a fire.
I can’t imagine you embroidering a pillow. Not that it would be something I’d think you’re incapable of doing, but I don’t see how you’d have the time, with your constant effort to keep the streets free of hobos and hookers.
Then again, a little alcohol, some poor judgement and some determination helps people do things that seem out of character.
Alcohol, poor judgement, and bacon…the story of my life right there.
It’s a good story. Without those three items, a person only exists and never really lives a full life.
True dat.
J’s mom is a fire safety scientist. Fact.
I think so too.
Yourrrrre back. I have 2 AND fire ladders. Smart.
Very. Lift weights too.
Waves – HI!
happy dance
*Waves back!*
holy hell she’s alive! welcome back woman. glad i didn’t delete your rss feed
Thank you : )
OMG this is g
^^ crap my phone is mocking me. This saying is genius. I want to steal!
Six months’ blog vacation, eh? Hope you’ve got a hell of a tan from it. And now I see three posts in a row, bing bam boom. Don’t go pulling a muscle there, girl, take it easy!
Hey, I got tired of hearing “PLEASE BLOG” on FB. Now I’m just waiting for them to beg me to stop.
Ain’t gonna happen.
Welcome back!
Thank you!
Huh. I always figured it was best if the number of children did not out number the number of arms a woman has, so this rule fits in perfectly. However, dare I to suspect that failure to follow this rule is it’s own form of population control?
So glad you’re back….
Thanks, it’s good to be back.
You gotta figure out of a pack of kids there would be a couple you’d like best.
Save the favorites! lol