Two young men riding bikes in white shirts and ties knocked on my door the other day to invite me to their church. Yes, Mormons. It was nice to take a break from the unpacking so I listened to their opening spiel and then I said “Let me ask you two a few questions.”
“If I convert to [...]
So last month I packed up all my stuff, with most of it going into storage and I moved myself and my animals to a small town into a studio. This is what I call it, a studio, though it’s two big rooms and by, say New York City standards of a studio apartment, this is a mansion. After settling a few [...]
Vintage Easter Jack.
Yeah, I know I’ve sucked at blogging. If you friended me in Facebook you’d know that I handed in my resignation the week before last and I have one more week at the Bunch O’Bitches Headquarters and then I’M FREE! Did I win the lottery you ask? No, I won the Lottery of Life, [...]
Pinterest is Satan.
I think I’m addicted to Pinterest. Yeah, I think I’m a cyber-hoarder. I spend entirely too much time there looking and pinning shit I’ll never buy or make, sometimes pinning the same thing five or six times because I have too much shit pinned to remember what the hell I have pinned to begin with. [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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