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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 George Bush doesn’t care about blog people and neither does the weather. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
We had a wintery storm here which means we had some wind and it got below 50 degrees and my internet has been sporadic at best. I don’t know if that’s what caused it, I’m not an internet scientist. All I know is that I don’t want to be typing shit and then lose connection so I’ll keep this short. Also, this gin isn’t going to drink itself.
Here’s a video of Bobo to keep y’all from being too sad and suicidal.
He actually got very protective the other day when a man came towards me. He stood in front of me and barked and growled like he would kill him! I was shocked (and secretly happy.)
He’s such a cute little pup!
BTW – if you want to silence those tags so he can go on super secret ninja assassin missions with you, sticking double-sided sticky tape between them.
That trick has been a God-send – especially when all THREE of mine decide they ALL have a itch that MUST be scratched – one at a time, right after another. Usually just minutes before the alarm is going to go off, in those last few precious minutes that we all cherish.
Bobo, you’re one handsome but! However, I never imagined him to be such a tall but; seeing him run past the brick wall really lends a sense of perspective. BTW, I won’t use Spanish before 6am anymore to cut down on typos and misunderstandings.
You just know there are going to be a shitload of Mongolians in front of your house now picketing because of your discriminatory remarks about Mongolians.
Laura, it is a testament to your eternal popularity that we keep coming back day after day, week after week to see if you’ve written anything new. You must not be craving attention as much as you did in recent past…whatever it is that is more important than blogging to entertain us(as if!), I hope you’re having a great time with it.
P.S. Jack called. He still wants his picture in the banner (you *did* promise, y’know). He said to tell you that it is okay for Bobo to be in it, too. Everyone needs a henchman.
Dear Laura, Jack and other assorted animals at Laura’s house, here’s wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and bright hopes for a happy and healthy New Year . . . and a blog post occasionally wouldn’t hurt either. My withdrawals are killing me.
Life is good isn’t it Bobo?
That’s my goal- to make him as happy as possible. Poor boy has been through enough.
Awesome. Now we need a video or a recording of his singing voice!
He actually got very protective the other day when a man came towards me. He stood in front of me and barked and growled like he would kill him! I was shocked (and secretly happy.)
Good boy, Bobo! Laura, he’s going to make a great hobo hunting dog.
I know, right?!
I would have openly praised him. Who gives a fuck what someone would think. Trust Bobo.
Oh, I always trust my dogs.
He’s such a cute little pup!
BTW – if you want to silence those tags so he can go on super secret ninja assassin missions with you, sticking double-sided sticky tape between them.
That trick has been a God-send – especially when all THREE of mine decide they ALL have a itch that MUST be scratched – one at a time, right after another. Usually just minutes before the alarm is going to go off, in those last few precious minutes that we all cherish.
I take his collar off of him when he’s in the house and replace it with another quiet one for exactly that same reason.
When I die, I want to come back as a cute hound and be adopted by Laura.
Ha! J always says he wants to come back as one of my pets!
If he did… he would be the one to hump your leg. And yes, tell him I said that! Ha!!
I will! (He’d be neutered.)
FTW!!! LMAO!!!!
And make him wear a cone of shame and get video after his surgery… lol
Ha! I would!
I got a great big “ACCESS DENIED” on your video frame. But that’s okay, I’ve got a great imagination.
WHA??? Lemme make sure that video is set on public! You gotta see the Bobo!
weird. Ive watched it a few times. Tried again just now and the same message he got. WTF?
WTF? I made it public. See if you can watch it in Youtube.
Boy…he comes right to you…. like he likes you or somethin…..he sure is a sweetie pie…..
He is very sweet.
Bobo, you’re one handsome but! However, I never imagined him to be such a tall but; seeing him run past the brick wall really lends a sense of perspective. BTW, I won’t use Spanish before 6am anymore to cut down on typos and misunderstandings.
Ha!
He’s very tall. He’s a large dog.
Bobo looks ever so sporting with his kerchief. I’d love to hear him bellow sometime.
And didn’t you get the memo? It’s all the Tea Party’s fault these days. Of course, you still can’t go wrong blaming W.
I can’t keep up with it anymore so usually I just blame the French. Or the Mongolians. Fucking Mongolians.
You just know there are going to be a shitload of Mongolians in front of your house now picketing because of your discriminatory remarks about Mongolians.
Bring it on, Mongolians. Bring. It. On.
Love the “more swearing.”
hey woman, don’t know if you caught your boyfriend’s interview in esquire http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-interview-1213
No I hadn’t! Thanks. I love my Boo.
I spotted him again tee hee (you’ll get it and groan when you see the photo shoot he was in) http://www.thefoxisblack.com/2013/12/04/george-clooney-x-yayoi-kusama-photoshoot-by-emma-summerton/
The only man I know that can get away with wearing polka dots and be all sex as hell doing it.
I was kinda hoping you’d come up with some pre-Thanksgiving post, with dinosaurs and tales of hobos.
At that time, I was going to wish you a happy Thanksgiving and write some shitty, lame remark.
Oh well. Happy Thanksgiving anyway.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah, I know I suck at this blogging thing right now, life is super duper busy.
Miss u.
I’ll be back!
I hear ya about life being super duper busy. JUST NOW HAVE TIME TO COMMENT!!!
Also, great dog.
Also also, drink moar gin.
Sure will.
Laura, it is a testament to your eternal popularity that we keep coming back day after day, week after week to see if you’ve written anything new.
You must not be craving attention as much as you did in recent past…whatever it is that is more important than blogging to entertain us(as if!), I hope you’re having a great time with it.
P.S. Jack called. He still wants his picture in the banner (you *did* promise, y’know). He said to tell you that it is okay for Bobo to be in it, too. Everyone needs a henchman.
I am absolutely withering from the lack of attention!! I shall return one day soon!
Jack seems to be appreciating his retirement, but I’ll see what I can do.
Did you see this? So when is your trip to Australia?
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/real-life-jurassic-park-exists-in-australia-and-everyon-1484543001/@caseychan
I really do want to go back…
Dear Laura, Jack and other assorted animals at Laura’s house, here’s wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and bright hopes for a happy and healthy New Year . . . and a blog post occasionally wouldn’t hurt either. My withdrawals are killing me.
Merry Christmas to you and yours! And hold on…I’ll be back!!
Merry Christmas!
I hope you get a skateboard, a rocket ship, & two dinosaurs.
But I asked for THREE dinosaurs!
Merry Christmas to you too!