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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Now to get that shotgun rack put on my bike… | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Let us not go back there again, shall we? Please don’t be selfish. Think of How WE would feel if there were no more witty stories to read because you were forced into a life of hobo-hood.
1. Until you get your bike and gunrack sorted out, would you like to borrow my new machete?
2. Dear J – Christmas, the time to overspend on all of Laura’s wishes and whims, is here. May I suggest that you buy the shiny yellow bike she has her heart set on? And I think some sort of sidecar arrangement is needed, so that Jack can come on the hunting trips.
Looks like one of those UFO Hobos. When you get your shotgun make sure you bring the silver plated buckshot. Also make sure you don’t forget your aluminum foil helmet. I would make a helmet for Bobo too. I’m just saying…
Well it’s either a UFO Hobo or a prehistoric butter churn. Either way the correct application of gunpowder should eliminate the problem. Fuck the Smithsonian. They can examine the charred leftovers.
All dogs are fantastic. He may have a sense of humor though. My wife and I were up at whitewater falls last weekend, one of our dogs got off the leash. He just roamed around and barked at everyone. Took us an hour to gather him up, he’s such an ass. He laughed all the way back to the cabin. Needless to say, we’d still be up there if we didn’t get him back. That’s what dogs do.
I just wandered into your blog! Funny stuff! That mysterious device you found in the woods is for baling pine straw. You know, like the pine straw bales that homeowners spend huge amount of money on to dress up there landscaping! Note the baling twine.
Let us not go back there again, shall we? Please don’t be selfish. Think of How WE would feel if there were no more witty stories to read because you were forced into a life of hobo-hood.
Oh I see how it is.
We do care, you know..
I know : )
What the fuck is that? RUN!!!!!
We did.
Awesome storytelling, I felt the tension! It was almost like I was there!
My photos really bring a story to life don’t they?
1. Until you get your bike and gunrack sorted out, would you like to borrow my new machete?
2. Dear J – Christmas, the time to overspend on all of Laura’s wishes and whims, is here. May I suggest that you buy the shiny yellow bike she has her heart set on? And I think some sort of sidecar arrangement is needed, so that Jack can come on the hunting trips.
1. Hell yes.
2. Hell yes again.
Looks like one of those UFO Hobos. When you get your shotgun make sure you bring the silver plated buckshot. Also make sure you don’t forget your aluminum foil helmet. I would make a helmet for Bobo too. I’m just saying…
I know, right?!
Well it’s either a UFO Hobo or a prehistoric butter churn. Either way the correct application of gunpowder should eliminate the problem. Fuck the Smithsonian. They can examine the charred leftovers.
YEAH! This ain’t the Wright Brother’s plane!
Bobo, the hobo-hunting phenom!
He is a phenom!
That handsome boy would never lead you into danger, would he?
Never. He’s such a fantastic dog.
All dogs are fantastic. He may have a sense of humor though. My wife and I were up at whitewater falls last weekend, one of our dogs got off the leash. He just roamed around and barked at everyone. Took us an hour to gather him up, he’s such an ass. He laughed all the way back to the cabin. Needless to say, we’d still be up there if we didn’t get him back. That’s what dogs do.
Bobo just seems to enjoy life like it sounds like your dog does too. Raise hell, bark, and drive your people insane.
Are you sure you didn’t just run up on an illegal liquor makin’ operation? I mean, you *do* live in wrong Carolina? right?
Then those sonsabitches need to sell me some!
My dog freaked the hell out one time at a big white garbage bag. I was sure it had a dead body inside. It was a dead Christmas tree…
Christmas trees can be scary.
WTF was in the bag?
I was too afraid to check. It may have been hobo poo.
Yeah… that would be a big ol’ DO NOT from my skeered butt, hobo-hunting Bobo or not!
Freaky woods aren’t they?
I bet they were making moonshine!
Then I must return!
I am doing some research on hobos, so I can become a hobo scientist.
Here are some links for your review.
1. Look for tell-tale signs: http://www.worldpath.net/~minstrel/hobosign.htm
2. and those bastards have a CONVENTION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hobo_Convention
3. Finally some information on the murderous bastards: http://milepost1147.2.railfan.net/pages/stories/Article009.html/
I hope this assists in your efforts.
Thank you. When you get your degree, I shall hire you.
Awesome Bobo is fearless !
Do NOT go back there without your shotgun and maybe as a backup, a nice warm Uzi.
Ooooo an Uzi….now I know what I want for Christmas.
I just wandered into your blog! Funny stuff! That mysterious device you found in the woods is for baling pine straw. You know, like the pine straw bales that homeowners spend huge amount of money on to dress up there landscaping! Note the baling twine.
So it’s a hobo work camp? Ha!