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Jack and his Ducky. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Jack enjoying a patch of sunshine and toy murder.

That’s a picture of Jack with his favorite toy “Ducky.” Ducky originally looked like this and was labeled as “Tuff Stuff,” meaning it was nearly indestructible.

Jack harvested Ducky’s organs without proper permission forms being signed within five minutes of Ducky’s arrival. Then he proceeded to shred and destroy the rest of Ducky’s carcass faster than a dead hobo in a vat of hydrofluoric acid. Not that I would know anything about that.

58 Comments
 

58 Responses to Jack and his Ducky.

  1. Hoitytoity says:

    My dog can chew the squeaker out of ANYTHING in under 3 minutes. Even the so called indestructible ones. They just don’t make good dog toys at all. Hey now, there’s a good line of product to get into.

  2. Tammy says:

    Ha! That looks like my Buster, before I arrived on the scene he would destroy anything, including chewing off the end of a coffee table (a spot as big as a cantaloupe). Now he only shreds comforters and his toys. Maybe I should buy him some hobos… hmmmm? That would be cheaper than comforters, no?

  3. SB Smith says:

    So glad Jack’s doing great and has a little more freedom ! Some friends of ours have a Dutch Shepherd and 2 Chihuahuas and they destroy so-called “indestructible” toys. The only one I’ve seen that they couldn’t destroy was that kong thing that’s round, thick rubber thing….I’m not sure of the name. Three different sizes and you can put stuff inside like peanut butter….keeps a dog busy for awhile, anyway.

  4. untbunny says:

    Well, well! Look at Mr. McShit. No worse for the wear of crate life during the past month. Glad to see you haven’t good bat shit during his confinement. If Ducky was his crate visitor I can’t blame him for chewing the hell out of it. Mr. McShit certainly couldn’t twist around and lick his pecker now could he?

  5. Nicole says:

    Kira does that, too. She loves toys, but usually they are destroyed in less than a day at most. Then she plays with the carcasses. Or she eats cardboard boxes. She thinks she’s a dog, I think…

  6. MorningGlory says:

    Tell Jack enough with the lollygagging around the house. Time to get up off his butt and get some work done!

    So glad he’s on the mend.

  7. Jess says:

    I think dogs become so destructive, since they can’t lick their balls after they’re neutered.

  8. Jan says:

    Everyone knows that duckies are made of pure evil. Good boy Jack, for making the world safe from vile ducky wickedness!

  9. Jeffro says:

    By Gawd Ducky isn’t gonna go nowheres, while Jack has anything to say about it.

  10. Debbo says:

    That “Rubber Kong Thing?” WTF!?!?! Are we talking battery-powered devices?

  11. Lynne says:

    It’s amazing what they can do to a toy. I gave my rat terrier, Pansy, a little Lamb Chop toy.
    She would hold it between her front paws and “eat” it like an ear of corn until she completed denuded it of any fur. Now she has a completely bald Lamb Chop she sleeps with.

  12. Kansas says:

    That is a very disturbing looking toy. I would have killed it as well.

  13. Rosista says:

    Hey Jack, glad you’re feeling chewy again. Good job, good job.

  14. Teboink says:

    Looking good Mr. Jack. sunshine is so good for the aching bones. you locked him in a cage for a month?

  15. Princess says:

    I love that rug…. very pretty.

  16. Maeve says:

    Awww, look at that sweet & handsome face. :)

  17. PolishSpring says:

    It isn’t “destruction”. As much as “remodelling”. The ducky needed improvements.

    :-)
    So good he’s back to himself!

  18. Janie Jones says:

    Master of his craft. Lookin’ good Jack!

  19. kelly says:

    Jack doesn’t like that mass produced stuff. Hr wanted a custom toy, so he made one himself.

    Mine has a serial killer routine for toys. First, he takes their eyes. Next is their voice (squeaker). Then he begins to rip their guts out. He’s very methodical.

  20. Suzanne says:

    Now, if he would simply turn his talents to the death of palmetto bugs (think Dexter killing those who deserve death), your problems will solved.

  21. Alison says:

    As far as Jack is concerned, organs are meant to be harvested. Consider yourself lucky he likes you…for now.

  22. Rosie says:

    It seems dogs only like things they can destroy. Give them something they can’t tear apart, like that hard plastic thing, and they don’t even bother with it.

  23. Jena says:

    Is turdley’s manly scar still visible?

  24. CGHill says:

    “…faster than a dead hobo in a vat of hydrofluoric acid.”

    Well, if he wasn’t dead when he was put in there, he most certainly is now.

  25. kim says:

    glad jack is doing better. on a side note i had no idea you’d moved to australia and were so good with topiaries https://plus.google.com/u/0/116357059554788026847/posts/E36YBi1JodM

  26. Mark12A says:

    One only hopes that in the event of an alien invasion of earth they look like Ducky. Jack and an elite band of weiner dogs will totally defeat them, and save humanity, who will elevate them to the position of gods.

    Which they will view as a demotion.

  27. LusherLaRue says:

    Jack is still a brutally handsome weiner doggie. A fitting companion for the Queen of dead hookers and hobos. Who herself is a fitting companion for Mr. George Clooney, if only he would pull his head out.

  28. I’d hire Jack to protect us from the bears, or just to see what he’d be like picking on creatures his own size…

  29. marianna Annadanna says:

    Oh poor Ducky. My Tuxedo Cat has mouse babies. Like, not that he have birth to but that he loves like babies. Carries them around the house. I refuse to believe he is hunting them. HE LOVES THEM OK?

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